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A: Three Rimborians and a badly mangled duck!
Q: What were the only remnants left in the Luck Lords' Sex Room that sentients don't have an explanation for?
A: This is the real reason they were named the Uncanny Amazers.
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A: This is the real reason they were named the Uncanny Amazers.
Q: Because calling themselves the Uncanny X-Men would have resulted in a copyright infringement suit.
A: Sarya of Venegar, Ingria Olav and Cera Kesh.
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Originally posted by jimgallagher: Originally posted by Blockade Boy:
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A: Champaign Oh sorry Jim, I lost track of this thread. Minesurfer has it. I thought I'd throw something out about Kirk Champaign to see if anyone could come up with something.
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A: Sarya of Venegar, Ingria Olav and Cera Kesh.
B: Who were the members of that 30th century oldies group "Third Eye Mine" best known for their remake of Fleetwood Mac's "Emerald Eyes."
A: Michael Jackson's handprint.
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Originally posted by Blockade Boy:
I thought I'd throw something out about Kirk Champaign to see if anyone could come up with something. I think his name is Keith Champagne. I live in Champaign, IL and was quite surprised to see my hometown mentioned in this thread. Thought you were intending it for me for some reason.
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A: Michael Jackson's handprint.
Q. What may be on Mano's costume but is definitely on all the little boys who have visited the Neverland Ranch?
A. Murran Super Pills and a case of Silverale
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A. Murran Super Pills and a case of Silverale
Q. How did the Uncanny Amazers get their powers?
A. The only flavor not served at Nine Planets.
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A. The only flavor not served at Nine Planets.
Q. What is Bismollian Reflux?
A. Nura does, but not with you.
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A. Nura does, but not with you.
Q. What is the Space-Tube Snake Boogie?
A. That came from Tenzel, not Koko.
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A. That came from Tenzel, not Koko.
Q: Isn't there a lot of metal in that poop?
A: Who's you're daddy?
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A: Who's you're daddy?
Q: What sounds alot like Hoosier Daddy?
A: The Legion of Scrub-stitutes.
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A: The Legion of Scrub-stitutes.
Q: What's the mid-season replacement for NBC's SCRUBS?
A: Umbra
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A: Umbra
Q: What was Ferro's reaction when he saw Tasmia's new outfit? ("Um... bra...!")
A: The Dazzling Debut of Dawnstar!
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A: The Dazzling Debut of Dawnstar! Q: What answer got little Drake an "A" on his Englsih assignment on alliteration? A: Because it was Minesurfer's turn. 
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A: Because it was Minesurfer's turn. Q. Why is this my favorite all-time thread? A. Tarnished Crotch Armor.
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A. Tarnished Crotch Armor.
Q. Why does Umbra wear a thong into battle?
A. Variants must be deleted.
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A. Variants must be deleted.
Q. Why did Varalent change his name?
A. The Bride of MLLash.
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A. The Bride of MLLash.
Q. Who was unexpectedly left at home holding the bleach bottle while the groom and the best man went off on honeymoon?
A. The cover of Legion #35
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A. The cover of Legion #35
Q. What is the proof that if the 21st century is considered the Information Age, the 31st century must be the Bond Age.
A. Command Kid's actual super power
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A. Command Kid's actual super power
Q. Why is Dreamer "...all tied up."?
A. Universo's spare monocle
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A. Universo's spare monocle
Q. What would MacGyver need besides a wad of gum and a paper clip to break into Legion HQ?
A. Bubble heads Cosmic King and Mano.
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A. Bubble heads Cosmic King and Mano.
Q. Who are the first 2 in line evry time Jack's Aquarium has a sale on fishbowls?
A. Wonder Woman, boy wonder, and the wonderbra.
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A. Wonder Woman, boy wonder, and the wonderbra.
Q. By the 31st century, what three wonderful things has the Wonderful World of Disney STILL not featured?
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A. Duo Damsel's Double-Play!
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Ooo. Can I play? Originally posted by Future:
A. Duo Damsel's Double-Play! Q. Why does Bouncing Boy resent Matter-Eater Lad? A. Arms Fall-Off Boy, Mano, and Superboy.
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Originally posted by Blockade Boy:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lightning Lad:
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A: Every-Ten-Years Monster Q: What is Calorie Queen's affectionate name for Evillo's erection? Calorie Queen? I'm sure you meant Saturn Queen.
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