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The Church of Scientology is replaced by the Church of Cosmetology.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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The Church of Cosmetology suffers a schism when a group of conservative Cosmetologists in California, upset over a gay Cosmetologist in New Hampshire, secedes to join the Cosmetological Church of Argentina.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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strange but not a stranger
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A little foundation patches up the crack in the Church of Cosmetology.
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Shifting tectonic plates cause cracks in the foundations of foundation manufacturers.
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Superman pushes shifting tectonic plates together making everything OK
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The re-shifting of the tectonic plates provoke a tsunami, which engulfs the seaside vacation home of Lex Luthor.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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moving along...
Any revengeful action planned by Luthor is interrupted by his years of stress and bad eating habits, causing a heart attack.
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a low daily dose of aspirin prevents heart attacks.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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A bleeding ulcer makes taking aspirin unwise.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Dr. Stephen Strange operates on the bleeding ulcer.
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Dr. Strange's operating theatre hosted MSRA, which infected the patient and prevented healing of the ulcer.
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Unhealed ulcers are healed by faith healers.
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The bunko squad arrests the faith healers
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Lawyers specializing in freedom of religious practice get the charges dropped.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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The case is overturned on appeal by the US Supreme Court who rule that freedom of religion is not protected by the First Amendment after all.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Article III of the Constitution is retconned out of existence by Lex Luthor and Dick Cheney.
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Dick Cheney is retconned out of existence thanks to a butterfly-stomping time traveller, proving there is a god and retconning the retcon.
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Butterflies are made extinct by the Bush/Cheney policies on the environment -- proving that there is a god, but that he's Lex Luthor.
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Bush/Cheney (aka: Cheney/Bush) policies are themselves made extinct by a voting public that's in very bad mood.
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The voting public is made obsolete by widespread use of electronic voting machines manufactured by Halliburton.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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An astute six-year old boy pulls the plug on electronic voting machines.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Bionicles holds the attention of the six year old boy
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Transformers obliterate Bionicles.
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Gobots obliterate Transformers
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Kid Prime obliterates Gobots; Legion World mourns the loss of the collateral damage formerly known as Kent Shakespeare.
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