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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373243 02/29/08 06:46 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC The Church of Scientology is replaced by the Church of Cosmetology.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373244 02/29/08 08:15 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies The Church of Cosmetology suffers a schism when a group of conservative Cosmetologists in California, upset over a gay Cosmetologist in New Hampshire, secedes to join the Cosmetological Church of Argentina. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373245 02/29/08 08:29 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston A little foundation patches up the crack in the Church of Cosmetology. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373246 03/13/08 09:26 AM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Shifting tectonic plates cause cracks in the foundations of foundation manufacturers.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373247 03/13/08 09:49 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Superman pushes shifting tectonic plates together making everything OK Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373248 03/14/08 02:07 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer The re-shifting of the tectonic plates provoke a tsunami, which engulfs the seaside vacation home of Lex Luthor. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373249 03/20/08 02:41 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer moving along... Any revengeful action planned by Luthor is interrupted by his years of stress and bad eating habits, causing a heart attack. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373250 03/20/08 03:02 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston a low daily dose of aspirin prevents heart attacks. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373251 03/20/08 03:05 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies A bleeding ulcer makes taking aspirin unwise. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373252 03/20/08 03:38 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Dr. Stephen Strange operates on the bleeding ulcer. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373253 03/20/08 05:09 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Dr. Strange's operating theatre hosted MSRA, which infected the patient and prevented healing of the ulcer. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373254 03/25/08 02:15 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Unhealed ulcers are healed by faith healers.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373255 03/25/08 02:22 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston The bunko squad arrests the faith healers Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373256 03/26/08 01:44 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Lawyers specializing in freedom of religious practice get the charges dropped. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373257 04/04/08 08:16 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies The case is overturned on appeal by the US Supreme Court who rule that freedom of religion is not protected by the First Amendment after all. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373258 04/04/08 10:18 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Article III of the Constitution is retconned out of existence by Lex Luthor and Dick Cheney.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373259 04/07/08 10:06 AM Joined: May 2007 Posts: 25 Dreaming Celestial Candidate Dreaming Celestial Candidate Joined: May 2007 Posts: 25 Dick Cheney is retconned out of existence thanks to a butterfly-stomping time traveller, proving there is a god and retconning the retcon.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373260 04/09/08 05:09 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Butterflies are made extinct by the Bush/Cheney policies on the environment -- proving that there is a god, but that he's Lex Luthor.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373261 05/04/08 05:20 AM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Bush/Cheney (aka: Cheney/Bush) policies are themselves made extinct by a voting public that's in very bad mood.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373262 05/08/08 06:54 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC The voting public is made obsolete by widespread use of electronic voting machines manufactured by Halliburton.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373263 06/15/08 04:09 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies An astute six-year old boy pulls the plug on electronic voting machines. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373264 06/16/08 02:10 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Bionicles holds the attention of the six year old boy Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373265 08/15/08 04:42 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Transformers obliterate Bionicles.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373266 09/21/08 12:19 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Gobots obliterate Transformers The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation #373267 09/23/08 05:26 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Kid Prime obliterates Gobots; Legion World mourns the loss of the collateral damage formerly known as Kent Shakespeare.