Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board As Supreme Ruler of the Universe

My evil plot to create a monster, force someone to eat Sonic food, and then claim rulership of the universe is complete!

Don't blame me for my wild ambition! Haven't you once or twice dreamed of holding complete control of the universe? I have only chosen to take the life which is rightfully mine! Also, I may have been drinking a little.

As the new supreme rule of the universe, I have some edicts to make!

First, I solemnly swear not to set any of my loyal subjects on fire unless they really really really really really need it.

Second, all planned elections will continue as usual and all leaders will work autonomously unless I disagree with their decisions, in which case they'll be... uh... shot out of a cannon into the sun. I'm not a micromanager, but I do recognize quality work!

Third, there will at any time be at least five Brainiac 5 threads on the Legion World messageboards, possibly including series discussion, fanfiction, fanart, or polls. And I will respond to every single little bitty post, whether I have something to say or not! Unless it's, like, a Onevision, then I'll just PM in response to them all.

Fourth, and perhaps most importantly, cupcakes for everyone!!

Thanks for not setting me on fire. I'd hate to have scorched cupcakes.

No problem!

Yes, there will be much enjoyment of non-scorched cupcakes with me as ruler.

what kind of cupcakes?......it makes a difference you know.

Well, what kind of cupcakes do you like? I'm a flexible supreme ruler.

chocolate chip cupcakes with chocolate frosting on top

That can certainly be arranged!

Want any chocolate sprinkles on the frosting?

This sounds like a Supreme Ruler agenda I could live with. Will there be ice cream with the cup cakes? I hope we don't have to paint our skin green. But December 31st (isn't that B5's birthday?) should definitely be a galactic holiday.

Oh, by the way, Madame Supreme Ruler - could you do something about global climate change and the impending economic collapse? Thanks so much.

It's permitted to obtain ice cream to eat with your cupcakes if you so desire, but ice cream will not be officially provided.

Dying your skin green is also not required, but for those citizens who understandably desire to do so, large tubs of green dye will be set up in the center of most cities. Skinnydipping in them is encouraged. Cameras will be banned in the vicinity.

December 30th, actually! The holiday for this will be merged somewhat with the similar celebrations around that time of year for Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, the Winter Solstice, and the Earth New Year.

It is hoped that this transition period towards my Supreme Rulership of All will go smoothly and not disturb the lifestyle of the average citizen of the Universe. Therefore, to avoid confusion and 'jarring' the local culture, I will allow you to continue your traditions of environmental destruction and shaky economic policy.

Sounds just peachy to me. You're not going to raise taxes on Supervillian accessory shops or anything like that are you? (not that we pay many taxes any way - supervillians are notorious for falsifying their tax returns)

Certainly not, sir! After all, I suppose there might be those who call my mad grab for power "villainous"... of course, those people are fools! Fools who will be crushed under a sea of unbelievably delicious cupcakes and moderate policy!

Besides, yellow is just some blue away from being one of my favorite colors.

Why waste perfectly good cupcakes in that manner when you can just shoot people into the sun?

I hate to imply that my supreme overlordship might be lacking in funds, for this is certainly not the case. But baking cupcakes for people is a lot cheaper than shooting them into the sun. Therefore, as a gesture of respect to those governments who will be paying extremely nominal tithes to me, I will attempt to save money whenever possible, and the sun-shooting technique will only be used as a last resort.

Mearl, can you make a special cupcake that will be my heart's desire for cupcakes at whatever moment I decide to eat it? I mean, you are the smartest person in the universe, and you now rule it, so I don't think this should be a problem. But if it is, why not take some time to figure it out?

Cupcakes? I'm in!

I can also feed people to my lions if you so desire--my favorite thing to do during a coup d'tat!

Ferroboy -- how about I just give you cupcakes laced with LSD? You'll soon find they're the cupcakes of your dreams! Also, your vivid flashbacks.

Cobalt Kid -- although I don't yet have anyone ready for lion-feeding, as soon as I find myself in possession of someone who needs to be fed to lions, you'll be the first person I come to for assistance!

Excellent! In the meantime, I'll just pull up a chair and eat cupcakes while you take over!

Sure! But you could have just done that and convinced me you made the cupcake I asked for.

And lie to my beloved subjects? Never!

Aww, that's so sweet! Why, you're the best gosh darn ruler of the universe we've ever had!

I sure am! And don't you forget it!

After all, I'd hate to have to *wink wink nudge nudge* shoot you out of a cannon into the sun!

Yeah, I've already gone that route before. Not looking to do it again.

Ha ha! You're an all right guy, Ferroboy!

You can be part of my personal cabinet for ruling the universe.

theres LSD cupcakes and noone told me? I suppose there's some majic brownies and some "mushroom melts" around too...........if so, set me up with all three and go about your taking over the universe