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#354546 07/30/03 06:32 PM
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Bring me your women, or face my wrath!


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#354547 07/30/03 06:35 PM
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Anne Heche, is that you?


Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
#354548 07/30/03 06:50 PM
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ayla, if you start going out with robots i'm telling mom.

#354549 07/30/03 06:59 PM
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Robotwoman gone WILD!


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#354550 07/30/03 07:07 PM
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Didn't you used to date my friend, Robot EDE?

#354551 07/30/03 07:38 PM
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This should only be posted in this room:

From a recent review of Gigli, starring JLo and Ben Affleck:

"Man, this film is gonna piss off a shitload of lesbians."

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Giant Robotic Lesbian, for the people of Earth, will you punish this movie and its stars?


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#354552 07/30/03 07:42 PM
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She's GOING from SUCK to BLOW!!!


White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
#354553 07/30/03 08:04 PM
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Originally posted by rokk steady:
Anne Heche, is that you?
Anne Heche would be but a trifling appetizer to one such as I!

Even a billion Rosie O'Donnells could barely suffice to satiate my hunger!


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#354554 07/30/03 08:06 PM
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Originally posted by Mekt Ranzz:
ayla, if you start going out with robots i'm telling mom.
Ayla? Bah!

I seek Ayla's giantess consort, LeVIathan!


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#354555 07/30/03 08:08 PM
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
Robotwoman gone WILD!
Bring unto me a veritable platter of sapphic Robotwomen!

(And I desire as well that cute lil' Platinum, with her funky Tin Woodsman's cap.)


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#354556 07/30/03 08:08 PM
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Lol!

G.R.L.: You may be able to take on a planet of Rosies, but I bet you wouldn't last ONE round with Anne Heche!


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#354557 07/30/03 08:10 PM
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
Didn't you used to date my friend, Robot EDE?
I crave instead the all-encompassing embrace of Robot EDE's gay female alternate ID, Lesbian LARDLASS!


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#354558 07/30/03 08:14 PM
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Originally posted by rokk steady:
Giant Robotic Lesbian, for the people of Earth, will you punish this movie and its stars?
I care not for the people of Earth!

However, I shall endeavor to devour the one known to you as "J-Lo," though I must take care not to choke on her bulbous buttocks!


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#354559 07/30/03 08:15 PM
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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
She's GOING from SUCK to BLOW!!!
Prime! Deliver unto me the shapely pink one you call "Arcee," and perhaps I shall let you live!


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#354560 07/30/03 08:16 PM
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Originally posted by rokk steady:
G.R.L.: You may be able to take on a planet of Rosies, but I bet you wouldn't last ONE round with Anne Heche!
That Anne Heche frightens even me with her naked, delusional desert wanderings.


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#354561 07/30/03 08:19 PM
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GIANT LESBIAN ROBOT is my new favorite poster!


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#354562 07/30/03 08:23 PM
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
GIANT LESBIAN ROBOT is my new favorite poster!
I am GIANT ROBOTIC LESBIAN!

If you do not get my name right, I shall become a GIANT RAMPAGING ROBOTIC LESBIAN (G.R.R.L.)!


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#354563 07/30/03 08:54 PM
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Whatever, I just like chick robots!


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#354564 07/31/03 02:50 AM
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you mean like Rosie from the Jetson's?? She was a dyke too.

#354565 07/31/03 07:39 PM
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Man, that Rosie could vacuum!

Too bad she quit her talk show.

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Giant Robotic Lesbian, I miss your metallic quips!


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#354566 07/31/03 07:59 PM
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Rosie does indeed possess a most powerful set of lungs.


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#354567 07/31/03 08:08 PM
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Are you talkin' Jetsons Rosie or Rosie O'Donnell?


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#354568 08/01/03 06:53 PM
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Rosie the Riveter.

That grrrl could do unbelievable things to sheet metal with her red-hot rivets.


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#354569 08/01/03 08:41 PM
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This just in:

Product: Ginger, The Robotic Lesbian Scooter

Description: You've heard the rumors. You've seen the news reports. You've probably attended the town meetings. Who is Ginger? What is Ginger? Ginger is a Robotic Lesbian Scooter powered by Gyroscopic Vibrator Technology. She doesn't need gas and won't pollute. Just a little bit of oil, and you're on your way. Please remember, Ginger is not a medical device.

Feedback:

Ginger is one hot babe! My Dodge pickup ain't never looked this good. Sometimes I would put a wig on my Dodge when I got drunk, but it ain't nowhere got the looks of Ginger! Course she still won't let me kiss on her none yet, but my buddies down at the liquor store don't know that when I ride up.
Billy Jean Hacker, Macon, GA

What the hell is this? All I wanted was a fuel-efficient vehicle to save money while we put our 3 kids through college. Instead, I awoke
one morning to find my wife had run off with a lesbian robot! You have destroyed my marriage! Plus, they took all my khaki pants. I realize this is a selling point for your company, but could you have at least made lesbianism an option on the vehicle?
Thurston Howell VI, Honolulu

This dang newfangled contraption scared my horses and threw me into a ditch. It tain't fit for city dwellers to have to contend with! I say
don't we have enough hifalutin' thingamabobs to deal with on the byways with these here rackety trolleys and such! Now we've got robotic lesbian scooters wanting to traverse our fair town and stir up trouble! They'll sour the milk and make the women harlots, I say!
Horatio L. Johnson, Morgantown

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WOMYN for GRL:
  • Jodi Foster
  • Melissa Etheredge
  • Lea DeLarea
  • Helen Hunt
  • Sandra Bullock
  • Dolly Parton


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