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Clive, I see you're wearing your SHAKES silver thong. YUM!
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Would you read poetry to me?
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<blushes>
I'm pleased you like it! I'm sorry I've been away. I've had...quite an adventure.
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Poetry? I'm...afraid I came unprepared for that...
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...however, there is one that comes to mind:
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed,
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's changing course untrimmed:
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st,
Nor shall death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st,
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
Do you like that one? It's by William Shakespeare!
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Oh, my sweet...I have news, and I'm not sure what you'll think...
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Oh let the news wait. My heart's a-flutter.
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As is mine. I've missed you so much!
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But pray tell, what is that pesky news?
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I, well...how can I say this...Babette, my angel, it's a long story, but I'm...no longer an android. I'm completely human now. Does that...change things between us?
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Well, I'm stronger, smarter, and more beautiful than any human could possibly be. But unfortunately, we could never "fit" together. Call me if you find a way to reverse the process. Good-bye my sweet memory.
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Don't mind me. That was heart-breaking and all, but Clive just isn't quite in your league anymore with his normal human parts.
Know what I mean, Babette?
<grin>
I'll have a scotch on the rocks. I figure this is the only place on Legion World where politics and religion aren't allowed...and I'm public enemy #1 or the anti-christ depending on who you're asking.
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Goodbye...my sweet.
<leaves, head bowed and shoulders hunched>
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Talk about a downer. I'll have to remember that the next time I'm mosying around the streets of Legion World.
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I think you took a wrong turn. That pole dancing bar is up the street. What's it called....? Shameless Hussies Bar, or something like that.
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My apologies. I won't bother you anymore. I'm just looking for some quiet contemplation with a scotch.
I didn't mean to overhear.
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Well then, here's a Dalwhinnie. It's a good beginner's scotch.
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Here's lookin' at you 
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No, not quite. Neither human nor android I'm afraid. I'm not sure there is a scientific explanation for what I am in interlac, though they'd waste no time trying to come up with one if they can ever hold me long enough.
I take many forms, this one is a favorite, one of two that Legion World knows me by.
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Calling him Crap on a Stick would be an insult to Crap.
I've got at least a dozen warrants for your arrest, Bee-itch. So it's face down on the floor time for you.
But you could choose to resist arrest, <Draws Her Twin Katannas> I'd like that...
/ / ( . )Y( . ) \ \
What can I DO for you?
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Bold Flavors
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Looks like he's long gone My. And we know the story with tracking the Bee...
<looks at drink>
(Scotch, eh?)
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feelin' hot hot hot
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Semi, can I have a Lard Lad special? Feels only right to honor him with a drink...
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a Lard Lad special? sounds fattening.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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feelin' hot hot hot
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*sniff* Have some respect for the deceased!
...and I am NOT fat!
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