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Okay, so like this totally wigged me out this weekend!

I was at the club Saturday night when an acquaintance of mine approached me and said, "You have GOT to see this!!" "What?" I inquired. "Your twin. This guy looks just like you!" "Well" I replied, "He had better be cute of we're going to be having it out!"

So, I figured he was taking me to see some guy in the club, but instead he took me to the front where he had stashed an issue of FRESHMEN magazine from 2001--- he opened it and said, "Look at this! Me and [name deleted] and [name deleted] were debating on wether or not it was you back in the day! We thought they could have airbrushed in the cleft. He even has your eyebrow thing going on!"

I stood there looking at the layouts in kind of a state of shock... a couple of pictures just had a strong resemblance but most of them were like looking into a weird mirror that gives you a cleft chin and a flawless bod. I mean, even the profile, and a picture with his head back laughing, the baby eyebags (I better warn him those become more prominent with age!!) and a smartass scowl... it was freaking scary.

So I'm still a little weirded out about knowing there's some twinkie cleft-chinned version of me running around posing all naked and stuff and doing God knows what... but it didn't stop me from taking the mag on home with me!

Here's a link to one of the pics (non-naughty) that's just a bit of resemblance... but you get the idea...


Twinkie?

I say it's all just a practical joke organized by Pov.

Could be, Kent, but I'm surprised he would let it go over 4 years without telling!

Orrr.... you just needed the money.

From what I've seen of your popularity on this board... I'm sure most of the posters would forgive you, actually, most of them would applaud you.

But that would be just like Pov. Building up the suspense!

so he is identical to you except for the cleft chin?


interesting.

In the face, yeppers... when I was 20something for sure... but even in my best shape, I couldn't match that bod.

I mean, DAMN-- he even has that shaved neck/5-o'clock shadow face deal that I do. This is WAY weird.

lucky you

Now i am going to have to look for that issue. Hello porn back issue bin

Ha! Nice try Lash, but I know that's you!

Funny enough, Lash's porn career was during his conservative stage in life!

Sorry, I just don't see the resemblence. Lasher is MUCH better looking.

Clearly, Lash is planning a run for office somewhere and is working on his plausible deniability skills.

ME? Super-twink's the one who got the hot bod and the huge... umm, personality.

Quis, "I'm" the hottest guy in that issue!

Vee, you are REALLY smoooooth, boy! Tell me more!!

Cobie, I actually did have a brief conservative period in my 20s, but then I decided I'd rather have lots of sex and do drugs instead!

Running for office... hmmmm....

i've got an office you could run for.

Yayyy! I have that iss!!

Can we see the OTHER pictures? *tee-heee*

watch out for his space dragon.

is it wiggling a lot?

that's the one.

Is it spitting fire?

not exactly. this is going downhill fast.

How did I miss this thread?!? Lash you don't have to pretend to have a 'porn twin' to cover up your past! You should be proud that you shook your bon bon for bucks!

I wish I'd had the nerve to do so at his age! But I was quite the humourless prig at the time!