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Per Subs Special #1!

Kind of puts a new spin on that whole super-fatassing incident, doesn't it?

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Stop putting ideas in our rulers' tiny little minds!

I can't wait for the mandatory "Fat Camps" that will be an inevitable result of what our fearless leaders plan to pass off as "healthcare reform."


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Probably why Tenzil really went insane - nothing to do with eating the Miracle Machine - it was the emotional tumult of being accused, possibly convicted of a crime in which he was an innocent dupe.


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I propose that Fat Cramer change her name to Fat Camps!


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Be careful you don't eat too many donuts!

The Calorie Police are watching!

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Do space-donuts count?


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How many hyper-calories do they have?

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If you age less as you travel through space at light-speed, relative to people at home, you probably burn more calories too.


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That one Universo arc/story takes on a whole new level of evil if you envision his super-penitentiary as a giant fat camp. No wonder Dream Girl rebelled later on by getting chunky! Viva la woman!


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Be careful you don't eat too many donuts!

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I'll give up my donuts when President Hope manages to lay off the coffin nails for good.

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Gee. If being overweight were a crime on Earth, Fat Albert would be a super-villain. And come to think of it, Olive Oil might be considered a hero just because of her build.

These things just ain't right.

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Makes you wonder what Tenz's first reaction upon seeing Chuck might have been.


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I'd be on Bismoll's equivalent of Death Row... sob


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Gee. If being overweight were a crime on Earth, Fat Albert would be a super-villain. And come to think of it, Olive Oil might be considered a hero just because of her build.

These things just ain't right.

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Soooo... kind of like Hollywood if you're female.

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Originally posted by Mediocre Boy:
[b] Gee. If being overweight were a crime on Earth, Fat Albert would be a super-villain. And come to think of it, Olive Oil might be considered a hero just because of her build.

These things just ain't right.

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Soooo... kind of like Hollywood if you're female.

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Sad but true. Only overweight men who are funny ocassionally seem to find acceptance on the silver screen, while almost no large women whatsoever are welcomed (the only exceptions to the rule that immediately come to mind are Cathy Bates and Queen Latifa--but other than this, zilch).
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There's also Roseanne and Rosie O'Donnell, to name two.


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I'd be on Bismoll's equivalent of Death Row... sob
But you'll have lots of company! FatCramer

There haven't been many fat people in the Legionverse. Of course, if you're a superhero, you're probably going to be on the lean side from all the activity and training. But apart from Iresa, Chuck's fat girlfriend, most of the ones I recall were businessmen (notably R.J. Brande), merchants and politicians - who were primarily male.

One funny thing is that R.J., in his 5YL origin story, was shown as a rather rotund Durlan. Odd thing for a shapechanger.


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What do they call you? Tenzil the Kid?


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