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A Poem by Tarik the Mute's Android
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My master would like to remind the humans that post on this message board that his academy is a well rounded school, with many courses designed to benefit students throughout life and not just in the pursuit of their criminal careers. One such course is Creative Writing 101, in which students are encouraged to unleash their inner muse. In order to prove the effectiveness of his curriculum, my master has even encouraged his android companion to attend classes, where he has been known to say (through his android companion), "If I can teach my android poetry, I can teach YOU anything!"

In keeping with that spirit, my master has encouraged his android companion to share with the humans which post on this message board a poem written to celebrate the successful outcome of my master's parole hearing.


A POEM BY TARIK THE MUTE'S ANDROID


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Loved it!

Did you ever write any angsty teen poems when you were in college?

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#320181 09/15/03 03:00 PM
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Maybe you still are a teenager, Tarik the Mute's Android? I must say I detected a certain frisson of angstiness in your poem.


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#320182 09/15/03 03:34 PM
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My master would like the humans which post on this message board to know that in human years his android companion is not yet a teenager, but in android years he is of legal age.


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#320183 09/15/03 03:39 PM
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I have a lot of respect for an outlaw who avoids child labour. I hope you have a good dental and pension plan also.

By the way, any plans for a public reading?


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#320184 09/15/03 03:43 PM
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Originally posted by Tarik the Mute's Android:
My master would like to remind the humans that post on this message board that his academy is a well rounded school, with many courses designed to benefit students throughout life and not just in the pursuit of their criminal careers. One such course is Creative Writing 101, in which students are encouraged to unleash their inner muse. In order to prove the effectiveness of his curriculum, my master has even encouraged his android companion to attend classes, where he has been known to say (through his android companion), "If I can teach my android poetry, I can teach YOU anything!"

In keeping with that spirit, my master has encouraged his android companion to share with the humans which post on this message board a poem written to celebrate the successful outcome of my master's parole hearing.


A POEM BY TARIK THE MUTE'S ANDROID


101010010101010101000
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Not to be picky or anything Mr. Android Sir, but shouldn't the first line in your poem be

101010010101010001

or is it 'supposed' to be a limerek?


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#320185 09/15/03 03:47 PM
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My master would like the humans which post on this message board to know that the poem written by his android companion is in free verse, and that there are no plans for a public reading at present.


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#320186 09/15/03 07:40 PM
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A POEM BY TARIK THE MUTE'S ANDROID


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Author! Author!

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Excuse me, I.....I just have a little something in my eye.

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#320188 09/15/03 09:39 PM
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Your poem SUCKS! *hee hee* (remmy, Superboy and Tarik does not get along very well. Tarik tried to kill Superboy!!!)


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A POEM BY TARIK THE MUTE'S ANDROID


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Call me old fashioned, but I didn't like it. 000 and 001 doesn't even rhyme!

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#320191 07/23/08 08:03 PM
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This was literally one of the first threads I read when I discovered Legion World. The sheer brillance of it changed my way of posting thereafter!

Oh, that one day Tarik the Mute's Android will post again!

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I didn't get it. *confused coo*

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More poetry please!!!!!


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