Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board March 2010 Election Debate Thread

This is the thread in which you are to ask whatever questions you will of candidates once they have declared their candidacy. (Please take into account the limited IQs of the candidates when formulating the questions. ) The candidates are commanded to answer the questions as untruthfully and/or as self-servingly as is appropriate.

Here are my questions:

Who?
What?
Where?
When?
Why?
How?

Candidates: In addition to the LMB Leader and the LMB Deputy Leader, what is your idea for a third seat of power--with even less power and possibly even lamer place in the structure of the LMB?

Security Chief?

>Bwahahahahahahahahahaha<

Bah! I might end up running in this election, in which case I'll help make Thora the new Security Chief!

Personally I think the top three vote getters should get seats. That way the randomness is better.

I have Mearl's cupcake recipe.
Candidates...what would you do for a cupcake?

Candidates:

My question has to do with whipped topping products. Do you prefer that stuff that comes out of the spray can or the fresh, delicious taste of a certain product available in plastic tubs in a variety of sizes and flavors?

That's easy...we need a new Guv'na!

Lindberg Baby
Rob Leifeld comic
In Alan Moore`s beard
yesterday at 12:03 pm
because Kent is absent
with two donkeys and an ice cream cone

The stuff in the tubs is far better for taste in my opinion.

Excellent questions, Quiz!

Who? Myself
What? Leader
Where? Legion World. Canada, shortly thereafter (wink, wink)
When? sooooooon
Why? because when I was growing up in a little one room cabin on the prairie, I had a dream! A dream about doing what's right and what's good for the denizens and/or people of Legion World. (I would also frequently dream that I was the captain of a naked men's volleyball team...but that's a different matter)
How? By voting for Ram Boy! Because I dream BIG!

While I fervently believe that every man and woman has the Divine Right to decide which type of whipped topping they prefer, Rocky, I have to say that, for myself, the tub variety is more appealing. Besides, I once knew a guy who would squirt the spray stuff into his dogs mouth just for fun, and I've never really been able to shake that image.

I'm assuming that since you've thrown your hat into the ring, dedman, you've withdrawn your question. It's hard to know if that's the case, though. I once knew a crazy guy who asked himself questions all the time. (That's not to imply that you're crazy, dangerous or unstable, of course...because I'm guessing that you're not...but that is just a guess)

What incentives are there for voting for you dear candidates? Hmmmm...

Who?

Why, you of course dear voter,

What?

Eternal happiness by knowing you eles

Wherected the proper leader...one with the desire to do right by you.

When?

In less than a week is when.

Why?

I have the desire to take this Legion to places it has never seen before. Just look at what I brought recently...a curious investigation into the mystery that is Alan Moore's beard.

How?

One poster = one vote for truth justice and an increased credit account.

Since you are also running, I will say nothing to this obvious attempt to bribe our illustrious voters with sweets and treats. Really now...

For using as a topping on foods, you cannot go wrong with the satisfying goodness that iis Cool Hawhip...but if you want easy use in other areas of your life, the nozzle does have it's advantages.

I will answer this since I posted before I gave in to my consciense and decided to run for the good of all the Legion World posters.

Every voter receives a one night everything is free pass to the Hootchie Hut with a gift bag full of cre--prizes on their way out.

Sorry I missed your question earlier, Cobalt Kid. I was distracted by a potential crazy person. To answer your question, though! I think this would make a wonderful 3rd seat of power. -



Construction could begin immediately upon my election and would provide countless jobs for LMBers who would need them (like, say, dedman).

Dear voters,

Do you really want your future in the hands of one that surrounds himself with crazy, or even potentially, people? He says that someone else was the crazy one, yet his big idea of a third seat of power is a giant toilet.

If this is what he thinks of his fellow candidates, that they are only worthy of working on a toilet... then what does he really think of you? Those that would potentially vote for that honorable third place candidate. I shudder to consider the possibilities...

Ahh! I truly enjoy watching you QUESTIONING YOURSELF, sir. It reminds me of a tale passed down from my great-great-great-great grandfather, who might very well have been General George Washington. He too knew of a man who QUESTIONED HIMSELF all the time. That man's name was Benedict Arnold. Who knows? Maybe "Treacherous Ben" was your great-great-great-great grandfather.

This coming from someone that has no idea who his ancestors are...really people, are you going to vote for someone that does not know who he really is.

I on the other hand asked a perfectly legitamit question before the draw of office hit me. I answered said question for you dear voters...not because I question myself "all the time" like some would have you believe.

I would also point out dear voter that said candidate has yet to answer this question himself...maybe because there is no incentive to voting for him...is this the type of man you want in charge?

Yes it is!

Fascinating!!