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66. Kim Kardashian gets elected.
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67. The clandestine cabal which she heads up (Cleome's Clandestine Cabal) really misses the lemon bars she brings to our super-secret meetings. The meetings she (our leader) arranged but then blew off.
As a result, we stop plotting and start arguing about what's in her lemon bar recipe.
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68. Lashie is indefinitely detained by the Sci-Cops... not because he's under suspicion, but because he has a cadre of secret admirers there.
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69. The crowbar goes missing and it's needed to repair the Time Bubble.
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70. All the keys to the washrooms get lost. We are forced to do our business in the kitchen sink.
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71. The geniuses at Tri-Met force their drivers to use tire chains even though there's <span style="font-size: 16px;"> no freakin' snow on the roads AT ALL!!</span><span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">Which naturally means that no bus can achieve a speed exceeding 20 MPH even during rush hour, so nobody gets home from work in less than 90 minutes...  </span></span>
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72. Everyone else on Legion World decides to take up professional "Faux-gurt" squeezing, too.
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73. Pizza is declared to be a vegetable
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74. Grape and Tomato pie becomes America's official dessert.
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75. Quiche is banned worldwide. restaurants start selling Omelette Pie instead
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76. And they're made from the eggs of Vyrgans!! 
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77. All our creativity vanishes. Told you cleome was the goddess of art.
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78. The hyperlink industry goes broke. 
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79. All chefs lose their creativity and passion.
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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: 78. The hyperlink industry goes broke. Hey, c'mon now. Everyone needs a motif, and most of the really dynamic/sexy ones were taken by the time I moved here!
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80. Everyone becomes very unsexy.
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80b. The only shirt you're too sexy for is Joe Biden's.
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90. I forget how to count.
81. Picks up fried chicken from the corner place ... the fried chicken is suspicious but not as suspicious as the fries that come with it ... and they only had diet pepsi instead of diet coke. Diet Pepsi has one calorie while Diet Coke has 0. You need to consider every calorie when you're eating fried chicken.
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81. All coffeemakers stop working.
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82. The weekend is--- CANCELED worldwide!
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83. Posts at the same time as IB. Breaks Legionworld.net.
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84. IB and Peebz finish all the fried chicken...
85 ... and get gas from all the greasy fries.
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85a. Fried chicken replaced by Fracked Chicken, as part of America's new, "improved" domestic energy policy.
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86. All animals are declared sentient, and we can eat meat no more.
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87. Winter isn't just coming, but has arrived and brought the whole family
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