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Okay, it's time to take the fight to the Inquisitor, once and for all!!!
Where are you, you yellow dog?
<looks behind the dumpster out back of Shakes>
hmm. Nothing here... where else to look?
Hey, this is kind of like being on "Cops." Bad boys, bad boys....
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<watches on from omni-com at Castle Faraway>
(Way to go, Matlock! Take it to him and have the showdown we've been waiting for!)
Give a punch for me, Matt!
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Legionnaire!
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Need a hand from a wandering spider, Matlock?
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Count me in, Matlock! I still have a score to settle with that whelp!
Rank hath it's privileges
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Now this is what I call roundin' up a posse! Who else is up for a little justice, angry mob-style?
<checking the alley beside Cafe Cramer>
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Bah!
<Firebomb goes off in back alley, incinerating any close by>
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Luckily my clothes are all still damp with coffee, ever since I got those really bad jitters about day 9 of staking out Cramer's!
<unloads old school Magnum down the alley>
Give it up Inquisitor! Your day is done here!
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<whacks bullets away with large axe>
Come and take me if you dare, Matlock! No quarter will be given, so do not dare even ask!
<hurls axe down alley>
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what is it with people always throwing axes at me?
<uses Inertron trash can lid from alleyway in classic faux-shield maneuver to deflect axe>
All those who oppose my shield must yield, wrongdoer!!!
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No...not rhymes...I HATE RHYMES!
<leaps at Matlock, grabbing him by the throat>
Do you know how much I loathe you all of Legion World, Matlock? Like Giant Squid before you, you shall fall by my hand...
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SHRIIIIIIIIEK!
<bites Inquisitor's ankle>
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<grabbing wildly and finding nothing better than old coffee grounds shoves double roast expresso refuse through eye holes in Inquisitor's mask>
***gasping*** That... was for Fat Cramer!
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We are well met, Calamity Monkey!!!
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AAAARGH!
<staggers back, rubbing eyes, kicking foot wildly>
You'll pay for that. You and all of your LMBP allies!
<red glow starts to flow from eyes>
Feel the full fury of my omega beams!
<fires>
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I hated to have to use this... my secret weapon revealed.
<removes special ring from lead lined box, placing on finger>
I been holding this baby back for when bullets and trash can lids couldn't help me any more, my special Lavender Kryptonite ring, created from the sample in the evidence room! I hope this thing works! Gimme some good powers!
<strange glow as matlock assumes mirror-like form, reflecting the beams directly back at the Inquisitor>
whoah.
<follows up with a few more rounds, throwing lid shield for good measure>
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<watches on from afar>
Get 'em, Matt!
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<beams come back at Inquisitor, blasting him into the walls! Bursting forth from him, they cause huge trembling, making the walls collapse around him>
N-NO!!! FOOLS!!!
<rubble falls on top of Royal Inquisitor. All pause, wondering if he dead>
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! You cannot kill me that easily, fools!
<Inquisitor rises out of rubble, his costume torn. Ugly looking lacerations show underneath, on his skin. He is hideous to look at. His body quivers and he is obviously beaten, the omega beams still draining the lifeforce out of him as he speaks…>
I will break your neck before this ends…
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<grabs Inquisitor’s discarded axe>
Woo-woo!
SHRIEEEK!
<throws it to Matlock>
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Inquisitor, this is the end for you. I'm only sorry that the Empress and Arachne missed this!
<slaps him down with the flat of his own blade>
<with a few kicks to the ribs>
Calamity Monkey, this is a good time to throw some victory poop!!!
I'm taking this SOB in.
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White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Unmask him, quickly! WE must know the face that lurks beneath the mask!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Nicely done Matlock (and Calamity Monkey too!). We've finally got the Inquisitor back behind bars...now to make him talk!
That was a helluva a fight--we'll make sure we remember it, Matlock!
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<hurls victory poop at Royal Inquisitor>
SHHHHRRIIIIIIIIIIEEEEK! (of victory!)
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 Missed all the fun again. At least let me string him up for the interogation. 
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I can not beileve I missed it as well! But Matlock sure did the LMBP proud. Great job Matt. Perhaps Arachne & I could take turns interrogating him?
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