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Wanderer
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LWers-
Has anyone seen my chum?
-SL
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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I've got the wishbone from the Thanksgiving turkey. If anyone wants to pull it with me, let me know.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Substitute
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Two tickets to a local production of "Cobie and the Amazing Ceej-Hair Dreamcoat," free to the first LWer who responds.
[Rodent-English translations provided courtesy of telepathic earplugs.]
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Gen X > Space X
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Gen X > Space X
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Attention, LMB:
I don't care how nice the package is. It's still fruitcake and I'm still not touching it, much less eating it. Get off my back!
Oh, and anyone piping in those Chipmunks Xmas carols after repeated warnings is just asking to be summarily executed. Or at least kneecapped with a bronze elf statuette. Don't try to claim later on that you didn't know.
Yours for a safe and happy holiday season.
-- cleome
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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The LSV pre-school is out for holidays. Please remember to fly above bottle rocket range.
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Leader
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Why are our Post-Its either blue?
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Leader
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Wanderer
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Who ordered the snow?
S.L.
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Legionnaire!
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To my Secret Santa-
Thanks for the gift certificate to the Nine Planets Ice Cream Shop. It's clear that a good deal of thought, planning, and expense went into this. Truly, your gift giving prowess is - er - out of this world.
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Time Trapper
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Christmas dinner at 1 p.m.
Formal costume encouraged, but not required. There will be a separate table for children and alts.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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My apologies to all for my behavior at Christmas dinner.
I thought she was food.
S.L.
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There's a baby at the door holding a scythe.
Cobie's?
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Wanderer
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Shopping list
milk
eggs
floss
remora spray
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Time Trapper
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To: Whomever laced my condoms with tobasco sauce....
<span style="font-size: 30px;">Great idea!!!</span>
Love,
Lardi
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Gen X > Space X
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Gen X > Space X
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Dear LMB members,
If you haven't gotten your 3009 W-2 statment yet, it's likely because our files have an invalid mailing address. Personnel Pete can assist you with updates, but please have them in before 2/15/10.
Remember that this applies only if you are a citizen and/or full-time U.P. resident with a working visa. LMB members who are citizens and/or working residents of non-affiliated worlds should be sure to contact their home revenue services directly for assistance.
Thanks.
-- cleome
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Legion World Tea Party 5 p.m. today. Meet at The Shameless Hussies.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Just spouting off.
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Wanderer
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To the 6th reader of this note.
You are a winner!
Report to the storage tesseract on level 3 for your prize
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The last of the Groundhog stew will be served at lunch.
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Active
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Punxsutawney Pov saw his shadow -- six more weeks of off-color jokes.
♦ Translated from 31st century Texan to 21st century English ♦
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Originally posted by Raging Bull:
Punxsutawney Pov saw his shadow -- six more weeks of off-color jokes. I thought his deal was six more weeks of pantslessness? 
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Did anyone see a Nigerian Prince?
I was supposed to meet him at noon with my banking details.
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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To the Person who knows what I am talking about;
Good news, the doctor says a simple shot will clear that right up.
Meet me you-know-where for the you-know-what.
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Time Trapper
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Originally posted by Set:
To the Person who knows what I am talking about;
Good news, the doctor says a simple shot will clear that right up.
Meet me you-know-where for the you-know-what. <whew> For a minute there, I thought I had the Super Chlamydia...of Space!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Quis,
Ralph and Joan called. They want their cookbook back.
-Rocky
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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