Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board EDE's Cotton Shop!

I demand EDE turn his Cotton Shop into an election campaign center focusing on getting Fat Cramer's hat to run for Leader!

Other topics of discussion will include how heroic and legendary I am, and how much the citizens of Legion World adore me!

Ah, an abandoned clothier!

A perfect place to leave a false trail...

(From a bolt of cloth, snips together a life-size cutout of himself. With a bit of magick, it animates. Legolas breathes his own magical trace onto it)

Cloth, cloth, shaped myself
Do thine task to save this elf
Those who would hunt aft' me
Shall naught but follow thee

Now go! Go off into the streets of this tiresome world!

Three figures appear in the cotton shop.

Curley


Larry


and Moe


Moe: "Okay you two spread out... this place stinks of elf. Either he's here or he's nearby."

Curley: "Hey Moe, Lookit this..."

<Holds up the bolt of cloth with the Legolas shaped cut-out.>

Larry: "What could that be?"

Moe: "Are you two ignoramuses stupid or what?"

Curley & Larry together: "What?"

Moe: "It's obvious, you numbskulls! The elf went thru here so fast that he ran right thru that bolt of cloth. Look outside..."

<Curley goes to the front door and sticks his head outside.>

Curley: "Hey, Hey... There he is, just a walkin down the street!"

Moe: "Get him!"

<enters>

Greetings sentients! I come to see the owner of this establishment, Eryk Davis Ester.

I, Sir Roy, represent the Office of Security on Legion World, and we are visiting all the local establishments in the downtown Legionopolis area of Legion World. In my hands I have a petition we would like to have signed.

You see, Legion World's security is constantly at risk, and our Chief has plans to expand Legion World's security. Unfortunately he does not have the budget to pay for his enhancements, and therefore would like to install a tax on the business owners of Legion World to pay for this.

I think you can agree this is a good idea, and we would like you to sign. Once it has the necessary signatures, we will put it in front of the Legion World Founders.

<hands papers>

I can wait here if you wish to read before signing.

<kicks the door in, off the hinges>

Enough! If the citizenry of Legion World doesn't wish to be protected, then the will know what it is to be unsafe!

<begins destroying everything, smashing in the walls and kicking over desks>

Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!

Jeepers! My poor cotton shop!

Er... good thing I had it insured!

Now to get in touch with Policy Pam...