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Anita Cocktail, Calm Yo Tits, and Nam'Lor walk into a bar.
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Nam'Lor think it very hard to walk upright through the bar doors after last night!


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Child you toe up.

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I was at that bar.

All I can say is, I'll never forget that awful smell. shake

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Any bar those 3 are at is a bar.


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. . . and the bartender says, "We don't serve ALTs."

So they go back out, twist themselves into a giant pretzel, and muss up each others hair, then roll back into the bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, I told you we don't serve ALTs. Aren't you ALTs?"

To which the three reply in unison, "No, we're a frayed knot."


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Is this when they all three decided to run for Leader on the same ticket?

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"Topic: Anita Cocktail, Calm Yo Tits, and Nam'Lor walk into a bar."

It is Tuesday afternoon! Of course them plus Nam'Lor be in bar.

what ? It Wednesday afternoon ... oh ok even better, Wednesday afternoon is new Friday!


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#281615 04/05/12 02:25 PM
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This thread reminds me of the lifetime in which Anita Cocktail, Calm Yo Tits, and Nam'Lor stole my wallet after getting me wasted on Vespers at the Blue Marlin.

That was many lifetimes ago. Or was that last Thursday?


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The tavern is where the true cretin level of males can be measured.


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Cheers, my darlings!

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Nam'lor shot first.

oh, wait!

No, it was Han Solo who shot first.


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smorgasbord.


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All you can eat AND drink!

*hic*

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Y'all drunk.

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Quite!

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we still in same bar ? Nam'lor must've fallen asleep on the floor.


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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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Canned meats are Auntie Anita's favorite!

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Those can't be canned. You know cleome would put MUCH more effort into making a meal for you.


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