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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Nobody's Alt But Mine
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<font face="chalkboard"><span style="font-size: 15px;">701 green bottles of Non Sequitor on the wall
701 green bottles of Non Sequitor
If piquant mandrill with finagling should retina plate
702 green bottles of Non Sequitor...</font f></span>
"It's bad for you, but buy it."
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Ender wet rum wreath blog urchins ate chest Asian
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Substitute
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She offered her honor
He honored her offer
All night long
it was honor and offer.
death becomes me
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Nobody's Alt But Mine
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<span style="font-size: 15px;"><font face="chalkboard">"...There is a roast with Spanish olives...
La la la la la la la la..."</span></font f>
"It's bad for you, but buy it."
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Non Sequitor was noted for such witty wordplay as:
"Gin gan goolie, gin gan goo. Watch out for...the big kangaroo!"
or
"Ibble bibble bibble. Did you finish all the coke again, @$#$@?"
(With apologies to Ian Penman)
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Nobody's Alt But Mine
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<font face="chalkboard"><span style="font-size: 15px;">Then there was the time he taught me to prevent colds and flu by covering your mouth whenever I coughed.</font f></span>
"It's bad for you, but buy it."
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Substitute
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Mr and Mrs Sequitor did not think Non was an odd name for their offspring.
death becomes me
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Nobody's Alt But Mine
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<span style="font-size: 16px;"><font face="chalkboard">OWL PELLETS!!</span></font f>
"It's bad for you, but buy it."
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Unseen, not unheard
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Unseen, not unheard
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I have puppy saliva all over my face!
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Oh, sit down, oh, sit down
Sit down next to me
Oh, sit do-o-o-own
In sympathy
(Apologies to our UK Legion Worlders who probably got sick of the song a long time ago.)
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Gen X > Space X
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Non Sequitor made a YouTube video where he strolls around like Shelly Hack in that old perfume ad.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Happy Chompo to me
Is how it ought to be
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Time Trapper
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This line has thirty-one characters
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Gen X > Space X
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Non Sequitor put the cookie dough outside and put the cat in the oven.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Time Trapper
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We'll rant and we'll roar like true Newfoundlanders
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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"POWER EXTREME-EME-EME-EME-EME!!!!"
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Gen X > Space X
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Our new line of deluxe padlocks is made from only the finest pretzel dough.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Time Trapper
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number nine... number nine... number nine... number nine... number nine... number nine... number nine... number nine... number nine... number nine... number nine... number nine... number nine... number nine... number nine... number nine... number nine... number nine... number nine... number nine... number nine... number nine... number nine... number nine... number nine...
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Nobody's Alt But Mine
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Nobody's Alt But Mine
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<font face="chalkboard"><span style="font-size: 15px;">Noodle-roni Noodle-roni, men have named you...</font f></span>
"It's bad for you, but buy it."
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Bottle of Fur! 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Non Sequitor is obsessed with a sitcom writer named George Tibbles. One of Non Sequitor's favorite party tricks is to start eating a pastry or cookie and then stutter the writer's surname, "Tib-b-b-b-b-bles" with his mouth full.
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