Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Collapsed Rubble of the O.K. Coral

<grabs him by the shoulders, uses hands and feet to kick him off backwards>

So not yer bitch, Cobalt!

<picks up sword, smacks him in the face with the blunt part of it>

Ha!

<magnetically pulls Sir Roy's sword from his belt, and nails Lardy in the back of the head with it>

Trying to get me to engage in a sword fight? You know I'm s spearman!

<magnetically rips off the walls of the OK Coral so metal insides are stripped from building and act as spears>

Here, this is a move I used when I saved you that time on Talok VIII! Bet you don't remember that one either...

<incidently, building begins to collapse>

I finally find a place to get a whiskey and now the whole damn thing is collapsing!

<grabs fella just punched out and leaps through the window with a bottle of whiskey into the mud>

<arrives, responding to Roy's call>

What the hells?

<ducks a flying chair>

Cobalt and him in the middle of all this insanity?!?!

BEAT HIS EVIL ASS, COB--!!!

<knocked unconscious by another flying chair>

Ha! This is great!

<punches other head>

You idiot! Cut it out!

<punches other head back>

<spits out tooth>

Ha! You always said I was too good looking anyway!

I\'ll punch you right into the next thread! How about that?

zzzzzzzz

<looks down>

Hey, Clive! Look out man, its dangerous around here...

<notices everyone else>

Uh...this isn't good...Clive, wake up! You gotta get out of here! You too Roy!

<looks around>

Lardy will be back any second...

That all ya got?

<deflects spears thru roof leaving gaping hole>

Stick to swords...if you dare!

RRRRAAAAARRRRHHHHHH!!!

<charges at Cobalt swordfirst>

<magnetically puts shield up and blocks sword, ripping it from Lardy's hands but sending both of them flying backwards, as Lardy's charge takes a serious toll>

Haha! Nicely...played...

<gets up to feet, shirt in tatters, bleeding>

Down to just fists again? I can dig it. Is this what you wanted Lardy? Are you feeling better? Can you really remember me killing you?!

<charges Lardy again, this time with fists punching>

<pulling Virgin Lad away, bleeding above the eye>

These two are going to bring down the whole of Legion World...just what we need, two ego-maniacs with super-powers in bezerker rage!

<span style="font-size: 52px;">THAT'S ENOUGH!!!</span>

<holds blaster in each hand, one pointed at each of them>

Neither one of you makes another step forward. I mean it.

<takes big shot to head, defensively knees Cobalt in the breadbasket, both are momentarily stunned>

Yeah...<pants>...feels better than...being stabbed in the back...at least.

Why'd you do it...you bastard...and why.....won't you own up to it?

<staggers to feet, resting hands on thighs, tries to prepare for whatever's next>

<breathes hard, noticing Lolita, sees Lardy doing the same>

Hey 'Lita...<grins, she's not amused>

Lardy...why can't you see...that I never would try...to hurt you?

I'll punch your face off...even break your bones...but I would never try to kill you...

Liar...to the end.

If there's one thing...I know for sure...it's that you've killed me...

<weakly raises fists>

C'mon...you bastard....fight!

The two big heroes of the LMB. Ha. Look at all the damage you've done. Can you see it?

Now try to imagine all the damage you've been doing these last few months--in ways you can't see.

You're both a bunch of idiots. You should be arrested on the spot. Be lucky Everyday Girl isn't around right now.

Bastard'll piss...on your grave, too, someday, Lolita.

<prepares to raise fists to finish fight with Lardy>

--

<looks at Lolita, sees how upset she is>

Lardy, she's right. Part of me...was hoping...when this fight was over, we'd grab a beer somewhere and laugh it off. That somehow you'd just know.

I...I've made many mistakes along the way. But killing you isn't one of them. You need to believe me. You need to trust me again.

<spits out blood, rips off tattered rag of a shirt>

The fight is over. I certainly hope we don't have another one anytime soon.

<extends hand>

Trust me again? And help me clean all this up?

<slaps his hand away>

Clean up your own mess...for once.

<walks out thru what were the saloon doors>

(Dammit Lardy, if this doesn't do it, what will? I've lost our friendship then--forever).

Well, Lolita, quite a fine mess, eh...?

<slaps Cobalt>

Don't even dare! I warned you! I warned you so many times about this!

How could you? Look at you! You're a bloody mess? Your ribs are definately broken.

Dammit Cobie...sometimes I don't know why I bother...

People actually care about you, you know.

<exits>

<comes to>

Ohhhh, my head.

<looks around>

By Deluise's beard! What happened here?!?!

Ow.

<rubs face>

Er, yeah, I'm injured, thanks for slapping me where my tooth was knocked out.

(Is it just me or is she way too overly emotional lately? What did I do?)

<turns to Clive>

Hey Clive. I think I made a huge mistake...

<looks around>

Does anyone actually know who owns this place? Should we just clean it up? I was just taking whiskey from behind the counter...

<suddenly falls forward, catching self on the bar>

Ow...in worse shape than I thought...have to...heal self...

That was a helluva fight there, pard. You and that Lard-fella were really going at it. If it wasn't for that lil' sexy philly comin' in to stop it, one of you might have ended up in a real bad way.

I can tell you're not feelin' too good about it though. I guess both the big fella and lil' girlie mean somethin' to ya.

When things get rough like that, sometimes its best to let it lie and head off somewhere to clear yer head. I was just off in those yonder mountains not too long ago myself...not a bad place to start.

<grabs whiskey>

I've got my own means o' healin', if you get what I'm sayin'.