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Re: The Omnichronal Orrery of Phineas B. Fuddle
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<unnoticed by anyone, focused as they are on Phineas, DARK LARD begins to stir>
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Lard Lad.... you can do it.... You MUST do it...
death becomes me
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<As Phineas leaps towards the time mechanism, EDG reacts instinctively...>
Click-Click <span style="font-size: 20px;">BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BALM!</span>
Hi! How are you? <click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Re: The Omnichronal Orrery of Phineas B. Fuddle
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<memories swirl in his mind of the contest>
It was Foxy...Floating Foxlike Creature! With all the turmoil there and all the crap I was going through since my resurrection...I made a great new friend! And together, we dominated the game!
<remembers their strategy sessions on St'Balla beach...the mountains, the clear blue water, the green grass...>
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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<opens eyes, they glow a bright white>
<span style="font-size: 20px;">I've got it! Everyone--outta the way!!!</span>
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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<Phineas trembles with the power flowing into him. Every force projected at him adds to the rush. Everyday's bullets, Pagan Lass's magic, Yellow Kid's spin... all add to the maelstrom of power feeding into Phineas>
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<span style="font-size: 9px;">Crap on a Stick! Wot a Revoltin' Development this is! I'm still a Cack! And I speak in Fricking Pink!</span>
<Pulls out her Katanas and flies after Phineas>
<span style="font-size: 9px;">Somebody's payin for this crap and you're ELECTED! Nasshead!</span>
No, I was Never a Bond Girl...
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<Ex shouts to Lardy...>
Yes... you've got it... follow my timeline backward as your guide... choose the moment.... the moment he can't escape from...
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What a time to lack energy-based powers. maybe I can find and revive one of the YKs!?
(looks around)
where did they go, anyway?
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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<Sees Lardy and Exnihil, veers away>
<span style="font-size: 9px;">Better part of valor time...</span>
No, I was Never a Bond Girl...
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<Phineas pulses with the power of infinite Time and Space>
I AM TIME!!!
I AM THE UNIVERSE!!!
I...
AM...
<span style="font-size: 40px;">PHINEAS!!!</span>
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<focuses his gaze on Phineas as the power builds up inside>
That's it--I got it, Ex! Get clear, MY!!!
<sees her move to the side and smiles>
<span style="font-size: 20px;">Eat THIS, Phinny!!!</span>
<massive chronal beams shoot from his eyes>
<span style="font-size: 30px;">ffffzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttt</span>
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Yes.... and so must all evil dreams die...
If you will not trust yourself, then let your friends guide you, Lard Lad. Let you undo the dark dream once again....
death becomes me
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Wow!
way to go, Lardy! We all knew ya could do it!
but.... did it work?
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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<span style="font-size: 9px;">Now where're Brit and Lo?</span>
No, I was Never a Bond Girl...
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Holy cow... he's gone!
You did it, Lardy... we all did it!!!
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Brit and... who?
okay, we're still in unsecured condition.
Pagan Lass, can you verify if Lardy and Exxy were successful in getting rid of Phinneas?
Everyone else, we still have missing LWers to locate! But keep your guard up until we know Phinneas' fate!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Yeah, we...did it--all that chronal energy...gone.....
<faints>
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Lardy!
(rushes to his aid)
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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(tries smelling salts)
are you still with us, hero extraordinaire?
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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<a soothing electronic voice sounds through the smoldering debris of the Orrery> Master... master?
Query... Location of Phineas B. Fuddle... Query...<the vaulted ceiling lights up on one of the few panels still intact and plays a scene from five months prior... on a desolate island... >
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<above them all>
<span style="font-size: 20px;">Don't worry, Kent, I'm fine!
Thanks for taking out the only one who could've stood in my way!!!
H-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!!</span>
<brings the whole Orrery down on the exhausted LMB>
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