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Sounds good! Mind if I join ya.?

Caffene!

Bacon? Do I smell Bacon?

<views from afar>

Let them attack the High Priestess. I am on Legion World for revenge and I shall have it.

Beginning with Fat Cramer, one of three who I detest above all others.

Cafe Cramer shall burn before this is done.

We have an Inquisitor?
Sweet!

*Since I'm in with the brute squad on Warworld I guess I ought to let Harbinger handle this one, eh? *

It's not so sweet, really.

Let's just say he has issues.

When did he get out of the dungeon? I lose track of all these evil-doers. Fortunately, a pot of hot coffee in the face should take care of him - if he dares to cross the threshold.

I'm with you - or would be if we had a four-star restaurant in this backwater... I've taken to getting food porn out of the library - those beautiful cookbooks with full-page colour photos for every recipe.

Understatement.

I need a cup of coffee badly now. All this strife gives me a headache. There better not be any Inquisitors in here, that's all I'm going to say.

Here, here to that!

I'll join you for a cup, Matt! With Viv evil and Space Ranger missing again, looks like it's back to me and you manning the Security Office.

I'm considering a brief quest to get my powers back. In the meantime, it might be smart to have you on guard here, making sure the Inquisitor doesn't do anything stupid...

We can get these things dealt with as we try and figure out what to do next about Viv. As for now--I need coffee!

Yeah, it's been a long, drunken and inconclusive case so far.

Did we ever make the Red Bee an official member of the Office? I say we ought to, he's been a staunch ally so far. I called the bank and had Viv's automatic deposit shut off, so we have room under the salary cap. (I know our budget's big enough anyway, I just say that for the official record as it were.)

Yeah, and any little dig we can have at Viv is a good one

I think the Red Bee would be a good addition myself. The offer of course extends to Faraway Lad and Yellow Kid, but I'm not sure if they'd want the job right now with their own responsibilities.

If Disaster Boy stays on the side of good, we might even consider him as a potential officer on a probationary period.

Between you and me, I'm considering giving Hrun the Barbarian a call if it means we'll have more active hands in settling this problem.

Hopefully Vee, Semi, Space Ranger, Abin and Emerald Empress will return to join us shortly.

Hrun, for all his rowdiness is a doughty warrior. I'm also for giving disaster boy a second chance, also on some sort of probationary non-evil basis. And like you say, Faraway and YK have their own roads to hoe so I figure they're probably going to remain independent of this office.

Red Bee - front and center! You've officially taken on full responsiblities as "the rookie." But we'll try to keep you from the fate of the typical rookie. Plus, you have bees and that is to your advantage.

If it wasn't for the Inquisitor I'd say we move this to Shakes to celebrate officially. That's one more we owe him.

That bastard!

I'd say we should stop by the Security Office to make it official, but we're spread too thin right now and there's too many places we need to be.

So Bee, welcome aboard! Remember, when all else fails, take the James Bond approach--destroy everything.

Matlock, good luck with the Inquisitor case...my path will diverge here, as I try to regain my powers before Viv wakes up from her YK induced slumber.

Off to the Pysonion Embassy - the Princess' advice has always soothed me before a journey. After that, I'll post a note at the Security Office and be off...

I'm honored, fellas! I promise to always be in the big fight scenes, although I'll usually be getting zapped or punched.

But now I can hang out and drink coffee and talk 'security' as Legion World hangs in the balance...

I'm too pooped to party at the moment but a triple latte should perk me up for a few minutes.

Guys, I made Bob a temporary Legionnaire, we need him in this crisis. Just as soon as admin approves his registration he'll be here to stomp booty.

Red Menace is staying to mop up at war world and
I'll send an alert out to Big Blue Mean Mutha but I don't know...at least I know we can count on the Gay Green Giant.

Ooh, Gay Green Giant has such a cute figure!

As much as I hate to see Cobie go, that boy sure does move from place to place fast!

I'll join you boys for a white mocha latte, but I get all giggly and stuff when I have too much caffeine!

*tee hee*

Hey, thanks for the pickup from that scuzzy murky planet by the way. Much appreciated Space Tart!

My pleasure, cutie!

No kidding. Thanks Spacey.
I'm beat, the ride home is MUCH appreciated.

I'm sure Bob will be happy to show off that figure as soon as he gets through LW customs. You two should get along well, he's a tart too.

This place is tacky, somebody should blow it up!

Hi there. I'm green and you need a makeover darling. That peasant mu-mu thing is just SO 8th century and have you EVER been to a hairdresser?
You're dismissed until you learn a little style. Grace wouldn't hurt either but we're not asking for miracles.

So this is Cramer's. Billy...I mean Yellow Kid, speaks quite well of the place and I can see it's just lovely.
May I have a very large Latte please dear?

Bob!!
You old cork-soaker!
Here's your LMB Walking ring.

A ring?! Oh Yellow, you shouldn't have!

How sweet. Am I officially a member of the boys club now?

Hrun throws axe, narrowly missing Bobs head, it sinks into the polished wood work near the espresso machine.

Cramer my most honoured Lady, tis meet that I should return at this time. Will thou not help the Noble Cobaltus and I?

Oh and can i have three triple espresso's to go please!

Like you need the caffeine boost.