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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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It's less than one week till the Squire's birthday. I'm getting him the Coluan bathroom reader, Cliff's notes version. It's only 3,000 pages.
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Don't post on the kill this thread thread until my birthday.
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Originally posted by CJ Taylor:
A teleporter. Or a leather bound set of Helen Killer. 
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If you can teleport, you can get a leather bound copy of Helen Killer.
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Restaurant vouchers for restaurants that don't serve tomatoes.
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regular transportation to/from the Library of Congress, lodging while visiting there, and borrowing privileges!
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One of these cool outfits!
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A great big cake, and all of us in Boston to share it with him!
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Originally posted by Arm Fall Off Boy: One of these cool outfits! I actually have one of those outfits. Not the one you think though.
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
A great big cake, and all of us in Boston to share it with him! That would be the best one.
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Originally posted by Arm Fall Off Boy:
Were you "In the Navy?" I said that it is not the one you think it is.
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Do those feathers tickle?
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Originally posted by Abin Quank:
Do those feathers tickle? How many times do I have to say that it is not the one you think.
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It has to be one of them...
It just always a different one...
Right?
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I think it's the leather man outfit.
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Still waiting for my presents
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