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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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"Mexican train... Underground railroad... Joker Bomb... Time...For you....Robin... Superhero Time"
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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"Why? You ask why? Why does the phone always ring when you're in the bathtub? "
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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(Here he comes)
Lookit dat! Lookit dat!
(And he ain't wearin' no clothes!)
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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"The worst was when I lived in Australia and my mom called me to ask who won the Superbowl, and I had to explain how time zones worked, and that I didn't actually live in the future..."
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Bold Flavors
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Bold Flavors
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"I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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"Baby's in Reno with the Vitamin 'D'. I got a couple of couches, sleep on the loveseat."
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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“How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?”
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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Originally posted by cleome45:
“How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?” Ha! Good one!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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"I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy."
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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"I hate music...But what if we die?...What if we die and there's music everywhere?"
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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"When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was."
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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"Don't give up before the miracle happens."
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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"At a certain point in your life, you look back and think, 'I know how to use a riding crop, and I'm not a jockey. What does that say about me?'"
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Leader
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Leader
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" I've heard that all the world's a stage,
and we are only players acting out some predetermined page ...
...Trixie...
..But it is lonely as can be...
...shhh, Trixie...
...with nobody opposite me.
Then, Enter you!
Voila, it's showtime...
...Trixie! God, I'm sorry but that dog...
<span style="font-size: 17px;">Trixie!</span>"
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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"Love is being stupid together."
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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"I don't care what anybody says. I think we look like the top of a gay wedding cake."
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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"See the small ball on the tall wall. See it fall in a hall. See it crawl, give its all. Its call: "Hey, y'all!" See it stall, wear a shawl. Oh YEAH!!!"
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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"The strangest thing just happened. I was standing out on the lawn when all of a sudden this big pile of string walked by!"
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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"I think that I shall never see, something as lovely as a tre...BLAM!"
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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"Zee rabeet ees mine!"
"Non, zee rabeet ees MINE!"
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal."
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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"A turban, David? A turban? What am I, fifty? Why don't you just buy me a walker. Buy me a ******* walker and put me in it! You know who wore a turban? Gloria ****ing Swanson! I don't want to be dressed like a dead woman, David!"
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