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Sorceress
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
Luna, we're posting on this thread on a Saturday night. Can you get more single than this crew? Who said I was single?
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Bold Flavors
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I wonder where Tiffany Spiffany has been off to? I think a visit to this thread might be a good way to start the date I still owe her...
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Time Trapper
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Originally posted by Space Tart:
are you sure you wouldn't be more happy in that other "kiss this guy" thread? Y'know, the one you started? The one where the guys aren't straight? Ar-- are you implying that... I don't want to kiss straight guys? Because really I do.
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I'd kiss you Lash, if you weren't like my big brother and I wasn't you know, strait and stuff...
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Substitute
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
I wonder where Tiffany Spiffany has been off to? I think a visit to this thread might be a good way to start the date I still owe her... Why, Cobie, you handsome rogue! You should know that a lady such as myself would never begin a date with a kiss. Maybe, if you were a proper gentleman, I might allow you to kiss my ungloved hand at the end of the evening. But, alas, I am unfortunately not available to date you anymore! I am currently seeing the Prince of Koobar. Why, look at this beautiful diamond-bracelet he gave me! The central gem is actually a rare soulstone from Mailko-7. Isn't it gorgeous?
"I don't think that all of them are stupid!"
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Time Trapper
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Reminds me of the time I got turned into Mllash Lass and had those giant knockers. Those were fun to play with!
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Substitute
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Oh, I must do something about this avatar. The bored, detached look is so last year, and that orange and green color schem... oh my! What was I thinking?
"I don't think that all of them are stupid!"
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I do have to admit that the bracelet is gorgeous, and very fitting for you to wear. I'm sure the Prince of Koobar is very nice, when he's not blabbering on politics, of course, which I'm sure he doesn't do too often. I apologize for being so forward, but you know I can be a bit of a rogue sometimes  . Allow me then, to offer you this cosmopolitan I've had one of my people make. And let me know when I can show you a good time around here--I'm sure I can think of a few things the Prince of Koobar might find to be too, how should I put it, *wild*.
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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*gasp* The ever-sexy Space Tart has returned! It's been ages! You're hot enough to make a gay man straight, baby!
Dan
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Leave this poor hairy boy alone, you-you hussy!
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Wanderer
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I would offer to kiss a straight guy, but I'm afraid of rejection. You know how sensitive I am
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Leader
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Ill pretend to be straight for the duration of the Convention Cru...if you'll permit me to pin you.
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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Leader
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Leader
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Get your minds out of the gutters you filthy things!
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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Wanderer
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<looks down at ample cleavage> Are you sure your arms are long enough to pin me, Joey Cakes? <wonders if they make wrestling singlets in her size>
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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....i heard something about ample cleavage?
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Hmmmm... I wonder if I have what it takes to "raise the Ded"...?
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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>evil leer<
i'm sure you'd manage to figure something out....perhaps we should wander off and see
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Unseen, not unheard
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*ahem* I'm a straight guy, but I'm afraid I might be too young for your tastes.
Then again, being inexperienced and all, maybe one of you could teach me all about this?
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Why do I get the feeling that you could teach ME a few things? <pulls Invisible Brainiac into an embrace and gives him a kiss>
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Unseen, not unheard
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<kisses the Princess back, tentatively, at first, then with more force>
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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<tries to catch her breath> My goodness, IB! You're not as innocent as you seem! I like that in a man
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Unseen, not unheard
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Unseen, not unheard
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 This is my first time, Princess, but I'm a fast learner
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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I'll say! Ummm... can I have my chewing gum back?
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Oops It's a good thing neither of us wears braces.
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Deputy
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Deputy
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Hi! How are you?
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