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Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244428 07/06/07 02:03 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,607 The waters off eastern Long Is... SharkLad Wanderer SharkLad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,607 The waters off eastern Long Is... Did you quit your job as an intergalactic whore for this? Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244429 07/06/07 10:46 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Quote Originally posted by SharkLad: Did you quit your job as an intergalactic whore for this? maybe she was tired of being overshadowed by Paris Hilton. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244430 07/24/08 09:16 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar Thora OP Active OP Thora Active Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar Thora of Taltar is BACK-- and funnier than ever, cretins! On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!

Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244431 08/08/08 02:01 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,607 The waters off eastern Long Is... SharkLad Wanderer SharkLad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,607 The waters off eastern Long Is... you know what would be funny? If you got some of those giant props like Carrot-Top has and shoved 'em up your %@*&# ... <splash> Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244432 04/04/12 08:18 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar Thora OP Active OP Thora Active Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar SMILE, cretin! On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!

Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244433 04/04/12 08:46 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Quote Originally posted by SharkLad: Did you quit your job as an intergalactic whore for this? bwahahahaha ... now that was funny. Why the intense hate for Thora, Sharky?

Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244434 04/05/12 07:53 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Quote Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Does this mean it'll be funny when I walk in on your in the shower, Thora? "Walked in on her..." what, Cobie?! I swear, this thread is worse than that Pauly Shore marathon at Kent's house where we ran out of cocaine before the first reel was finished. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244435 04/05/12 08:07 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Hm, that post was from '04, so who knows what was going on. Those were some drug-addled, free lovin' days. One minute Thora was trying to strangle me, the next we had a daughter together (Umbra). And of course the next we were back to auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244436 04/05/12 10:00 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 379 Umber Active Umber Active Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 379 You my daddy too, daddy. And no this ain't no fanta sea!

Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244437 04/05/12 11:13 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... (This is an...alarming...development) *whistles & keeps walking*

Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244438 04/05/12 12:58 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH Time Trapper MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 Don't be a deadbeat dad Cobie! Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244439 04/05/12 01:03 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Quote Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: (This is an...alarming...development) *whistles & keeps walking* You shouldn't leave that stuff just lying around. (edit, shouldn't not should LOL )

Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244440 04/05/12 01:03 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... <----------- postboot Jo Nah?

Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244441 04/05/12 01:35 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,704 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,704 Liberty City Psst-- Cobie, demand a space-DNA test!

Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244442 04/05/12 01:36 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 379 Umber Active Umber Active Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 379 Don be tryin to get denyin! You know you look in my eyes and see its for real real!

Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244443 04/05/12 01:37 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,704 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,704 Liberty City I totes saw this on an episode of Jerry Springblortzen on the holovids the other day!

Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244444 04/05/12 01:52 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 379 Umber Active Umber Active Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 379 Here's a poem I wrote for Daddy back when I was a little qurl: Where my daddy Stay? by Little Calm I axed my Momma Where my daddy stay? She said, "In a galaxy far away" and shizz And then she told me what a no good ho chazer he is and shizz But I still herd mama cry every night Come back to me Cobie and shizz

Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244445 04/05/12 01:58 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH Time Trapper MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 I've noticed you're quite the poet, Calm! It's obviously the tormented wailings of a soul damaged from fatherly neglect. So touching, so beautiful, so sad! Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244446 04/05/12 02:04 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Hm, the talent at poetry could be something that I, the legendary Cobalt Kid, passed on if I was her father.

Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244447 04/05/12 02:22 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar Thora OP Active OP Thora Active Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 332 Taltar This is certainly more comedic than anything I --Thora of Taltar-- could come up with. On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!

Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244448 04/05/12 03:53 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR "Mad Hot Like Bismollian Hot Pockets™." Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244449 05/06/12 07:57 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,199 Wouldn't you like to know? And the repetition of "and shizz"... jeenyus! Sheer artistic jeenyus! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244450 05/06/12 09:24 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,704 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,704 Liberty City Jeepers! I can't believe I actually watched an episode of Jerry Springblorzen!

Re: I just flew in from Taltar... #244451 05/08/12 10:40 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I switched over to "The Khunds' Court" about halfway through. Then I nuked a "Little D" cake and watched it expand, then spontaneously combust. (Ooohh... chemtrails...) Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*