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...and my arms are so tired! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Seriously, I've decided to ditch the whole "feminazi" shtick and become a comedienne!

Smile, cretin!


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Bah! She should've used a flight ring!

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Can I have your autograph, Ms. Garofalo?


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Does this mean no more floggings?

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This act's so bad, it put my ugly other head to sleep!

More! More!

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Does this mean no more floggings?

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Only if you don't laugh at her jokes, dear wink


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Does this mean it'll be funny when I walk in on your in the shower, Thora?

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This act's so bad, it put my ugly other head to sleep!

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Bah! You're scaring away the hot babe that's totally into the Frenkster!

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...and my arms are so tired! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Seriously, I've decided to ditch the whole "feminazi" shtick and become a comedienne!

Smile, cretin!
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comedy lass?


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Does this mean it'll be funny when I walk in on your in the shower, Thora?
It will be if it involves physical humor, if you know what I mean.


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How do you get a Gil'Dishpan pregnant?

You fertilize its eggs! Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Laugh, cretin!


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Yesterday, a cretinous male asked me if I got my haircut at "Bowls R Us". I had him flogged to death. Ha, ha, ha, ha!


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It's Thora of Thaltar come to turn the lasses against us...

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She'll need better jokes first.


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Wait a minute most of the lasses are already against me, this changes nothing.

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Thora's jokes are as sorry as ever!

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At least the quality of the heckling has improved.

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Smile, cretin!


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laugh

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That's better.

Perhaps your flogging will be merciful.


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After being married almost five years and having a baby nine months ago, flogging is all I...oops. Never mind. Please disregard. Thank you.


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How many cretins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fool! Only Imskians can screw in a lightbulb! Ha, ha, ha!

Seriously now, I hear that Crujectra never pays attention to safety precautions on space-flights. That's because her gargantuan breasts can be used for flotation devices. Ha, ha ha! I kid. I kid because I love.

Really, she does have enormous breasts.

Okay, so a Rimborian and a Sklarian are in a hover-car. Who's driving?

A Science Police Officer! Ha, ha, ha!


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don't quit your day job.


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Ah, dear, sweet, flat-chested Thora. It's always... something... when you drop by Legion World...


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