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Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238412 08/19/08 05:45 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 38 Anti-Lad Honorary Anti-Lad Honorary Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 38 Is Lady Cobalt actually taking as a life partner that Cobalt Kid - a man? Poor, brainwashed thing. Well, I suppose I should do something. 34. For him: Rancid Soup for the Male Soul, the best-selling anti-affirmation book by Anti-Lad. 35. For her: The Joy of Hating Men, the best-selling how-to book by Anti-Lad. Yes, this is what I look like. Except they left out the buttcrack in my head.

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238413 08/19/08 06:11 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Quote Originally posted by Pov: (Of course, he's been telling the Missus they're his... easier to explain their presence in his sock drawer... ) You should have seen me try to explain the pink fluffy handcuffs Darden and Gigi got me in Boston

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238414 08/19/08 06:25 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,948 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,948 Up a Gumtree Those whacky Brits... "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238415 08/19/08 07:06 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 160 Floating Foxlike Creature Substitute Floating Foxlike Creature Substitute Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 160 36. Outdoor Miner

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238416 08/19/08 07:47 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,669 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,669 The Pyngwyn Colonies 37. A set of special, limited-edition, fully poseable Legion of Message Board Posters action figures. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238417 08/20/08 01:44 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer OP Time Trapper OP Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer 38. A theremin Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238418 08/20/08 09:59 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,948 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,948 Up a Gumtree Quote Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: 37. A set of special, limited-edition, fully poseable Legion of Message Board Posters action figures. Don't forget the Pov/Quis Esq. "Hard-travelling LMBP'ers" WWD two-pack exclusive! "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238419 08/20/08 10:07 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC 38. Matching thermal lemur fur-trimmed gloves.

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238420 08/20/08 12:52 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quote Originally posted by Pov: Quote Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: [b]37. A set of special, limited-edition, fully poseable Legion of Message Board Posters action figures. Don't forget the Pov/Quis Esq. "Hard-travelling LMBP'ers" WWD two-pack exclusive! [/b] Should we throw in the Con exclusive Arkansas Jake? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238421 08/20/08 05:51 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Quote Originally posted by Floating Foxlike Creature: 36. Outdoor Miner Copycat. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238422 08/20/08 05:53 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Quote Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Quote Originally posted by Pov: [b] Quote Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: [b]37. A set of special, limited-edition, fully poseable Legion of Message Board Posters action figures. Don't forget the Pov/Quis Esq. "Hard-travelling LMBP'ers" WWD two-pack exclusive! [/b] Should we throw in the Con exclusive Arkansas Jake?[/b] And the Battle-Damaged Judd Winick figure with detachable head. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238423 08/20/08 06:08 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,948 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,948 Up a Gumtree Signed by STU! ( Pull the string on Judd's back and it s "PAAAAAAM! I'm sorry!" ) "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238424 08/20/08 06:14 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 497 The open range Raging Bull Active Raging Bull Active Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 497 The open range 39. A set of chaps, spurs, and a lasso. And why don't I throw in a branding iron for the Lady's use, while I'm at it. ♦ Translated from 31st century Texan to 21st century English ♦

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238425 08/20/08 09:22 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu Time Trapper Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 Quote Originally posted by Pov: Signed by STU! ( Pull the string on Judd's back and it s "PAAAAAAM! I'm sorry!" ) HA! (Where's that old "LMBP action figures" thread I started years ago? Was it on another board? I can't find it...)

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238426 08/21/08 01:18 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer OP Time Trapper OP Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer 40. A Hers-only TV remote override button. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238427 08/21/08 09:44 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Quote Originally posted by Fat Cramer: 40. A Hers-only TV remote override button. *choke* I think she might already have this on specific nights!

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238428 08/21/08 02:36 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,909 Alaska ActorLad Leader ActorLad Leader Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,909 Alaska 41. An Unstable Molecule Bed (tm Reed Richards) it's everything-proof! ActorLad Friendly Neighborhood Performer Visit my official hangout ActorLad's Cool Luau over at the Mission Monitor Board!

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238429 08/21/08 08:50 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,248 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,248 The Underbelly of Society 42. A certain picture of me in repose (you know the one) for when LC needs an aphrodesiac. Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238430 08/22/08 01:53 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer OP Time Trapper OP Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer 43. A one-year national moratorium on sheep jokes. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238431 08/22/08 06:56 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... 44. A return to cheerleader outfit jokes now that sheep jokes are so last year.

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238432 08/22/08 06:59 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Quote Originally posted by Fat Cramer: 43. A one-year national moratorium on sheep jokes. 44. And for him, a one year moratorium on sheep-crime prosecutions.

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238433 08/22/08 10:05 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,948 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,948 Up a Gumtree Hey, we'll lay off the sheep if he will... "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238434 08/22/08 10:09 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,948 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,948 Up a Gumtree (I guess that rules out getting a matching set of these for #45... now where's my danged receipt? ) "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238435 08/22/08 11:13 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer OP Time Trapper OP Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Save them for the first year anniversary. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: 101 Unusual Wedding Gifts for the Cobalts #238436 08/23/08 08:09 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,948 Up a Gumtree Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Pov Don't Stop Peelieving Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,948 Up a Gumtree With Cobie's online philandering, do you really think they'll make it? "Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt "Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me