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Remember, they already have the inflatable sheep. Besides, these should be tasteful gifts.
1. A giant toaster... of space.
2. A live sheep, for hobby farm tax deductions. (Check condo association rules first.)
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3. A matching set of pajamas- Bouncing Boy and Duo Damsel of course.
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4. Matching bathrobes -- "His(hers)" and "Hers(his)" ambiguously labeled in case of unintentional gender reversal.
5. Waterford barware -- lots of it. I'm partial to the Tall Colleen pattern.
6. For Cobalt manor, a staff-person dedicated to hand-washing all of that used barware, because leaded crystal should never be put in the dishwasher.
7. A skimpy french-maid costume for the staff-person mentioned above.
8. A digital camera...of space -- for capturing and sharing images of Abin in the costume mentioned above.
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9. His/hers Jean Grey/Phoenix costumes...
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10. Lightning Lad & Saturn Girl salt and pepper shakers
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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11. For the honeymoon - A super negligee ... of space.
12. For Lady Cobalt - one comic-free room
13. 500 piece Silver Slasher dinnerware
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14. Matching "Tenzil Kem for President" bumper stickers.
15. A Dan Didio brand vacuum cleaner, which features the motto, "If it's a Dan Didio, you know it sucks!"
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16. Combination refrigerator/cryogenic freezer unit.
17. Tickets to watch the Dreamers vs. the Jaybirds.
18. Spider-Man web-designed curtains.
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19. A big box with every hangover remedy known to man.
20. 1000 units of Venturan Walking Money - also good for back massage.
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21. A larger than life statue of Cobalt Kid.
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22. A pair of Pov's pants
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For him or for her? Oh, wait... there's a leg for each of them...
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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23. An automatic 500 post bonus to her post count if Lady Cobalt joins LW, plus a 500 post bonus to Cobie's own post count.
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24. A Bismollian fondue set. Fire extinguisher and insurance policy included.
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25. A contract for a reality show on MTV chronicling their first year of marriage: Newlyweds: Cobie & L.C..
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26. His/hers Roman gladiator armor.
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Magnoball 3009 for th Wii.
(i guess we might need to get them the Wii, too.)
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28. a 25 yr old bottle of silverale.
Just spouting off.
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29. A set of blinders. He wears them, but the belong to her.
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30. Kitty Pryde's panties.
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31. A one-of-a-kind natural glass windchime made by Lightning Lad using his lightning power and striking full force into a sandy soil. (There really are such windchimes and they are rare and very expensive.)
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32. Floating Foxlike Creature
Legion World's Badwill Ambassador
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Originally posted by Iron Rat: 30. Kitty Pryde's panties. Cobie charmed them off her years ago. It'd be more impressive if it wasn't during The Fall of the Mutants, when she was stuck in phasing mode...
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
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(Of course, he's been telling the Missus they're his... easier to explain their presence in his sock drawer... )
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"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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33. Beano! For him. But really a present for HER...
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