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Guess nobody's been in trouble.

Have you offered Cobie help with a pre-nup?

I think Lady Cobalt is the one who wants a good pre-nup.

Are you saying she has the bigger assets?

Our Cobie is no fool.

<again, Exnihil appears from another time . He bends over and cups his palms over his eyes>


Ahhhh! This has to stop! I think I'm getting sick.


<breathes deep to regain his composure. Catching his breath he rises again and looks around his surroundings. He is an empty office building, after hours>


OK... it's Quislet's place, this time.


<goes to a desk and peers at the open day planner>


February 16th... just a month ago.


<moves around the the back side of the desk and rifles through the contents, looking for the his third target. He finds it... a third pocketwatch. Again he simply removes it, winds it and replaces it back in the drawer, under a pile of paperwork>


Not that anyone could find anything in there... this is the most disorganized office I've ever seen.

OK, Phineas! "Three o'clock"


<again Exnihil disappears >

<as Phineas B. Fuddle activates his celestial mechanism in his Orrery , a whiteout of chronal regression begins to spread across this establishment>

<Legion World is dying>

Hey! Can we arrest these guys for trespassing?

Is it their fault Quis left the door open while he was out during his own posted business hours?

Hey ! There's a piece of glass chipped from each of the glass IBA* awards on Quis' desk !

I never appreciated the true depths of Fuddle's eeeevil until just now. Even the 3003 Obelisk wasn't spared. [seethes]

*Interplanetary Bar Association

Hey! I see the cleaning crew finally showed up. Great job guys!!!!!

Quis,

what are the ethical implications of a lawyer deliberately misrepresenting/misquoting someone else, when he in fact knows that other person has said the exact opposite? It should be noted that this misrepresentation is clearly to achieve better standing in the community regarding a competition which the lawyer has every reason to believe the lie could improve his chances in.

I'm not sure what you are talking about. But I ran your question by the Bush Office of Legal Counsel and they see no ethical violation.

Greetings, all.

I, Prince Legolas, have taken temporary possession of six Legion World properties.

In each of those six you will find a form that looks, acts and talk like me. In all ways of perceiving, whether scientific, magickal or psionic, all six will seem equally identical. All your detection techniques will identify all of them as me - or none of them.

Of these six, five are elaborate simulacrums, constructs that will totally suck the life (and other) energies of any who interfere with them, whether by touch, distance attack or even a simple mind probe. These are based on the magickal technologies of the Z'xyc'hians, and you may recall the spatio-temperal implosions of their own doings that ended their very existence.

Tamper with me at your own peril.

this is the fourth of six.

Oh, Quislet! I think it's time I gave people some legal problems. Whatcha got?

Prince Legolas, sorry to have kept you waiting. Now what seems to be your problem?

A good one is intentional infliction of emotional distress.

The case we read to illustrate that involved a local department store. A guy had a charge account with the store and it was past due. The store, in an attempt to collect, began to repeatedly call his mother and harassed her about the debt. The thing was, the mother was not a cosigner of the charge account and if I remember correctly, he didn't live with her.

Most supervillains could be sued for intentional infliction of emotional distress, but none have been.

hmmm... A class action suit against LuthorCorp.

Jeez, look at all the Diet Dr. Pepper empties stuffed in this file cabinet!

mr_cleome swore to me that it wasn't an IBA*-ordained addiction. I guess he lied.

*<span style="font-size: 10px;">Intergalactic Bar Association</span>

OK so I have taken the train cross-country 3 times now. Twice to San Diego and once to Seattle. And now I am feeling like I need to take another long distance train ride. I'm thinking about taking the train to Florida. What do people think?

Thats a great idea Quis! I was only in florida once but thought it was an awesome place.

I think you should take a midnight train to Georgia, personally.

No. No. Take the night train to Mundo Fine.

Take the last train to Clarksville.