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 The LMB Groupie 2011 Edition
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OBSESSION WITH FLATULENT LASS MAY LEAD TO KICKED ASS
Word has it that Chief Lardy's obsession with unknown LMB non-poster Fart Girl has more than a few of his admirers in an uproar. "All he talks about is her, when I've been here all along!" one teary-eyed damsel may or may not have been heard to say.
This one has the stink of catastrophe all over it, so stay tuned!
THE FUTURE IS NOW
Lad extraordinaire Future has returned, and brought some great new BITS OF LEGIONNAIRE BUSINESS with him. We here at LMBE HQ do hope he sticks around for awhile! At least long enough for us to get some dirt on him...
COMICS REVIEW MONTH FIASCO
Cobalt Kid recently announced that this month is Comic Book review month on Legion World. We think it's precious that he thinks anyone still reads funnybooks. Everyone knows only nerds do that.
LIES, LOTS OF THIGHS
We here at LMBE HQ are pleased that Miss Thriftshop Debutante could tear herself away from the drug and booze-fueled orgies she is obviously throwing instead of posting regularly to pop in and start vicious rumours about our current state of living or lack thereof. We would like to ease her mind and let her know we are just fine, thank you very much. You may return to your debaucheries now (our photog is back from lunch and waiting outside your window).
Poppa Rotzi, EIC
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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It's not the tabloid journalism in my life that counts, it's the life in my tabloid journalism.
So a blow to the head spurred you to action, LMBE? Noted.
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I doubt Mr. Rotzi could take many more blows to the head.
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Well, my foot usually aims lower, as you know.
The LMBE also knows about aiming low.
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Juicy and salacious!
1. Cad!
2. It's true!
3. I liked his Jughead review!
4. I always suspected the whole orgy thing; She's very worldly.
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RAM BOY's BEESWAX
We've been looking into it, and his tenure as LMB Leader. We've been looking at it long and hard. Let us just say, what we have discovered will most likely spark a Legion World-wide revolt...
Poppa Rotzi, EIC
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Yikes! Time to invite Shredder Lass over for lunch!
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WHAT PRICE VENGENCE
Which Legion Worlder, feeling slighted by the roving affections of another Legion Worlder for a lass with intestional issues, has put a price of $23.47 on said legionworlder's head?
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Rick, you totes forgot to switch to your LMBE i.d. to post that!!! Busted!!!!
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
Rick, you totes forgot to switch to your LMBE i.d. to post that!!! Busted!!!! Don'ts knows how. I'm just the rumor and gossip section for this post, lol.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Well then snap it up, mister. I'm waiting.
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Where's the Fashion Disasters page?
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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I dunno. Where's Ester hanging his hat these days?
And where's the LMBE? Passed out among Taco Bell bags again? I swear, it was more lively dead.
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Originally posted by THE LMB ENQUIRER:
[b]RAM BOY's BEESWAX
We've been looking into it, and his tenure as LMB Leader. We've been looking at it long and hard. Let us just say, what we have discovered will most likely spark a Legion World-wide revolt...[/b] Bitchen! The LMBE predicted the Egypt riots! Kinda...
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Where's the Fashion Disasters page? We were hoping to rent space from the people at the Go Fug Yourself site. Still waiting to hear back on the weekly rates, though.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Good grief. Doctor Mayavale has a better work ethic than the LMBE.
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Where's the Fashion Disasters page? ![[Linked Image]](http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/MLLASH/king-300x300.jpg)
Poppa Rotzi, EIC
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RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU'RE SURE, THRIFTSHOP DEBUTANTE ![[Linked Image]](http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/MLLASH/debutante.jpg)
Poppa Rotzi, EIC
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Talk to the hands, because the feet are warming up.
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ERYK DAVIS ESTER: HATLESS HIGH-SCHOOL HIPPIE ![[Linked Image]](http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/MLLASH/images.jpg)
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DEV-EM DENTAL DAMAGE ![[Linked Image]](http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/MLLASH/Angry-bald-guy-showing-teeth-tooth-missing-275x275.jpg)
Poppa Rotzi, EIC
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Originally posted by THE LMB ENQUIRER: [b]RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU'RE SURE, THRIFTSHOP DEBUTANTE [/b] Yay, an avatar for Teeds at last!
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SHARKLAD: THE EARLY YEARS ![[Linked Image]](http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/MLLASH/ed_imgSNN0417X_540_348362a.jpg)
Poppa Rotzi, EIC
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Originally posted by THE LMB ENQUIRER: Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
[b]Where's the Fashion Disasters page?
[/b]You mean you're paparazzi??? You told me you were my cousin's cousin twice removed! 
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