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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Quis took ironic Seventies revivalism even further by singing Peter Frampton's "Show Me the Way" to an audience of none.
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Incidentally, Peter Frampton wrote "Show Me the Way" as a tribute to Quis. Frampton was confused at that point in his life and needed Quis' loving, loving guidance to show him the way.
And Quiz did!
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I hear he's looking over a four-leaf clover.
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Quis secretly replaces the coffee at America's finest restaurants with Folgers' Crystals.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Quis secretly replaces the coffee at America's finest restaurants with Folgers' Crystals. That WAS suppose to be a secret!
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Yet he never drinks Folgers' at home.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: but Belinda does. hey! This is about rumors and gossip about me. Leave my cat out of it. Besides, she switched to decaf.
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still telling everyone Belinda is your cat? tsk-tsk...
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I hear that Quis and Florence Henderson have been BFFs ever since he served as her voice coach for the "Wessonality" ad campaign, back in the late 1970s.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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and he later hooked her up with her role in Weird Al's "Amish Paradise" video.
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I hear that Quis is first in line to be Thora's Secretary of State if she wins the '12 election.
(Belinda will be Secretary of the Treasury.)
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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I heard Quis is so scared of cleome that he got Thora to back out rather than see cleome get credit for spilling the beans.
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But he propitiated her much as the ancient Japanese did the bloodthirsty Kappa demons, by throwing her favorite food (cucumbers) into the river as she bathed there.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Quislet stopped giving tap-dancing lessons because some of the little old ladies who took the class started stalking him.
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I hear that Cibo Matto and Luscious Jackson are locked in a furious bidding war to get him as their opening act for a respective series of reunion shows later this year.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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You know why no dogs chase Belinda the cat?
Because Quislet fed the last one who did to that thing chained up in his basement.
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On Valentines Day, he sent me a dozen long-stemmed Venus Flytraps.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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That thing chained up in Quislet's basement is writing a tell-all. It has lined up the same ghost-writer that Snookie uses.
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I hear Bobby Sharp originally wrote "Unchain My Heart" as a tribute to Quislet, Esq.
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I heard that Quislet is pursuing a pro bono class action suit against Mondays, on the grounds that it is a cruel way to spend 1/7th of ones life.
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I hear he totally fabricated the existence of the word "dupa" just to see if any of us would fall for it.
(I spent several hours at the Polish Festival yesterday, and not once did I hear anyone use the word "dupa." [shakes fist] But the stuffed cabbage was good.)
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Changed his email password to 'Oreo,' then sued the Oreo cookie company for violating his privacy, all in a misguided effort to bring back the Hydrox.
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Originally posted by cleome46: I hear he totally fabricated the existence of the word "dupa" just to see if any of us would fall for it.
(I spent several hours at the Polish Festival yesterday, and not once did I hear anyone use the word "dupa." [shakes fist] But the stuffed cabbage was good.) When I was growing up, I thought Dupa was just another slang term for buttock. I was gobsmacked when I realized it was Polish.
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I hear that Quislet, Esq. manages "High Kick," an elite squadron of gorgeous burlesque dancers that are also martial arts champions.
(Now available for bachelor parties, holiday get-togethers, or guarding that priceless gem that's just been moved into your local museum.)
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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