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Matthew, I PROMISE I did NOT do any kind of sabatoge to Tongue-Lash... I loved that little guy, well... as much as someone like me CAN love...

Hold up... are you saying... someone MURDERED my former ward Tongue-Lash...?!!!?!?!?!

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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
[b]Oh, and, Lash, I found this on my lawn today -

[Linked Image]

- could you keep it inside from now on? Huh?
*sigh!*[/b]
I know, right? I decided it was a natural fit... I love hotties, I love zombies... he's a hottie zombie... perfecto!


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Originally posted by Mattropolis:
a self-destruct button on Tonugue Lash
OMG... you ARE saying he's dead!

NOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOooooOOOOOO!


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uh yeah, I thought you did it...


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OH NO!!! So one of us is... A MURDERER!!!!

AND a murderer of cute boys, which is 210% UNACCEPTABLE!!!

Tongue-Lash MUST be avenged!!!!


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Someone else may want to spearhead this... I'm kinda sick... huRRRRRRRRRl... after all those drinks...


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Oh, and, Lash, I found this on my lawn today -

[Linked Image]

- could you keep it inside from now on? Huh?


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Plus, how HOT is Boy Zombie... *dreamy sigh*


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huRRRRRRRRRRllllll


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Hmm. Lash looks like he's going to be indisposed for a little while. Fortunately, Matt, I know just the person who can to the bottom of this.


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{Time Teller Lad enters and begins to examine the scene}

Hmm. Tongue-Lash exploded twelve hours and twenty-one minutes ago, but whatever it was that made it happen has been around a lot longer. The amount of--whatever it is--is too minute, so I can't get an accurate read on exactly how long it's been, but it's a lot longer ago than twelve hours and twenty-one minutes. Maybe before Lash Lad went evil.

By the way, Rocky, what's with you and that Hypno-Nips guy? And why were you wearing that orange thing last week?

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I'll tell you about Hypno later and that orange thing--let's just say that Lash Lad has a way of getting people to do things.

So, who would kill Tongue-Lash and why?


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someone who hates all that is good in the world.

or like a jealous lover, he had lots, i mean LOTS.

he had to digitize his black book.

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I hope Lash has recovered...


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Sorry 'bout all that ralfing. Anyone fess up to killing Tongue-Lash yet? Wake me if someone does...


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We'll see what we can find out, Lash. Meantime, I'm sure Boy Zombie will be willing to nurse you back to health.


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Originally posted by Power Boy:
someone who hates all that is good in the world.
I have an airtight alibi.


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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
While helping Quiz out with his recruitment drive for the Forces of Good, I came across Firefighter Lad -

click to enlarge

Trust me, he's REALLY GOOD at handling a hose!
RIP Firefighter Lad

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[b]someone who hates all that is good in the world.
I have an airtight alibi.[/b]
that's very suspicious.

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Nonsense.

It's perfectly normal to have airtight alibis for things.


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Rest In Peace, Tongue-Lash... we may never know who murdered you, but we will never forget you!

Here's Tongue-Lash's mugshot from right before I made him my legal ward...


[Linked Image]


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And just in case Beauty Queen gets a bit... dull, Cobie, may I introduce... MISS MOUTH!


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GASP!!!! Another one of my former minions has been wiped out!! WHo would do this to Miss Mouth...???


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Sigh, he looked just like that... before the end...

Well, minus the orange jumpsuit


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Originally posted by Mattropolis:
[b]I decided I didn't want to be evil, I'd rather by simply naughty.
Curses!! Pony Boy was wanting to meet the fabulous evil Mattropolis....


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NOOOOOO!!!! Not Pony Boy and Wonder Horse, too...


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[b]Oh, the humanity!! How many nipple shots can one thread hold!!!
Let's find out! I'm increasing my Sinister 7!!

Meet MACHO GRANDE...


[Linked Image][/b]
MACHO GRANDE!

NOooooOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOoooOOOOOO!

I may never recover from this...


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Well, this has moved beyond the murder of one trashy slut.

It's now the murder of SEVERAL trashy sluts.

AND ALL OF YOU ARE SUSPECTS.


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