Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status

1) People think you're cool and admire all that posting you did.

2) The board immediately changes and you have access to the "All-Nightcrawler Forum".

3) You're banned and your username is then given to MLLASH so he changes the password. Soon you're username is used in LMB storylines, usually as a sextastic LMB villainess.

4) You were already MLLASH to begin with, so it doesn't really matter.

5) You realize that 20,000 is a much cooler milestone but getting there will likely drive you insane.

6) You can still see the difference between Inane Post threads and threads about why TMK was either good or bad.

7) You retire from posting forever.

8) You no longer have the ability to kill threads.

9) You immediately remember who all the minor Legion characters are.

10) You suddenly remember all of the retcons of tghe Legion, and can discuss in detail the 4,632,315 distinct alternate boots of the team that have actually been published.

11) When you say 'Bah' other posters computer screens go black for a few seconds.

12) When you say 'Feh', other posters simply explode.

13) you get a list of everybody else's alt-IDs (you'd be surprised how many "people" are actually Fat Cramer).

14) You acquire artistic ability, if you previously had none.

15) Paul Levitz invites you to dinner.

16) Cute cartoon forest creatures and birds become your posse.

17) Purple robes suddenly become fashionable.

18) You instantly understand when another poster is trying to be ironic or sarcastic, without their having to use smilies.

19) You learn how to type things like ♦

20) You realize that all of Cobie's alleged 'misspellings' are actually part of the very Code that governs our Matrix-like existence.

21) You realize that an impossibly high goal (like 10,001 things) is attainable.

22) You find that maintaining the top post count is much more fun than attaining it.

23) You discover that antelope and Penelope don't rhyme.

24) You tolerate other people's mistakes.

25) You never make a typing mistak again.

26)You spend lots of time at certain posters antics...

27) Keith Giffen offers to kill off your least favorite Legionnaire.

28) Your least favorite Legionnaire becomes Karate Kid.

29) Everyone says that you look fantastic in low-cut spandex, metallic sashes, and thigh-high boots.

30) But they say your spouse looks even more fantastic in them.

31) When you die, you get reincarnated as a lurker.

32) You get to visit the Time Trapper clubhouse on a mind-bogglingly beautiful Polynesian island in the distant past, before it was ruined by commercialism.

33) You get to bet on sporting events of the past in the past, and you always win since you can look up the outcome beforehand.

34) You get to autograph-hunt among all the big-name people, before they are big names.

35) You get to pose for a free Leonardo da Vinci portrait.

36) You have a realistic appreciation of numbers

37) you realize Quis is destined to with the "kill this thread" competition.

38) you realize Abin takes things far too seriously.

39) you learn that the LMBP really did not exist before Legion World; Cobie just makes up those 'old stories.'

40) you get your very own time bubble.

41) You can transform sound into light, and vice versa.

42) Deep Thought explains it all to you.

43) You get your own personalized version of the Legion comic monthly, with creators chosen by you.

(44) The IRS looks the other way when you write off flight ring insurance and transmatter depreciation as business expenses.

45) You can now claim depreciation on your spouse as a business expense.

46) Chrysler will make a car Tamper Lad would like to buy.

47) Legion World is given a bailout and each Time Trapper is awarded $546.43 per post, while lesser classes settle for 43 cents/post.