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So, I've been gone for like, a LONG time... in case you were wondering where I was and all, I was reading the entire run of that funnybook you all like, The Ledger of SuperHeroes.
Anyway, to try and fit in more with you all... though why I wanna fit in with a bunch of middle-age men when I'm a perpetually 17 year-old girl thanks to that wormhole-thingie and that space analmallory that brought me here, I thought I would share with you these ideas for new members of the Ledger! *peppy chirp!*
First up:
Saturn-Face
Hails from the planet Saturn's Moon. Because he can all read minds and stuff, he has a big Saturn tattoo right on his FACE! So they call him Saturn-Face!
Cosmo Girl
She zaps you with rays and stuff that make you drunk! Drunker than your Uncle Bob at Christmas!
Zappy Lad guest-starring Zappy Aunt and Zappy Dog
He and his Aunt and his dog all got trapped on a planet with these giant electric eels, and they got zapped. Now he (and his Aunt and dog) can shoot out these electro-bolts but only when they are underwater, or at least partially wet.
What do you all think? I kind of think they rule and stuff. Maybe they are good enough to join the Ledger? I hope so! *squeal of excitement!*
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Hm. Sounds like we need this as the first issue of an ongoing Elseworlds book. It is too much crazy fun. I'd buy it. You've also made this middle-aged man realize he needsd more 17 year-old girls in his life.  
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*giggle!* I like you! And not only because your picture is so cute, it's also because you have like, taste and brains and class.
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Bold Flavors
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We need a Saturn Face graemlin, avatar and icon ASAP!
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Long live the Legion!
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And then there's that new recruit;
Dude Damsel who can totally turn herself into a dude, to surprise a villain with her suddenly-increased upper body strength, or change back into a girl when someone tries to grab her and wriggle free while kicking him in the gnarlies!
Dude Damsel! She's the man!
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LOVE it, Set! Reminds me of Celebrandi! Who is Celebrandi, you ask? Click here to find out! "Dude Damsel" though... just saying it cracks me up... Keeping things going in this order... Phantom AssA donkey from Bgztl invades LSH HQ! The team adopts him! Awwww, cute!
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Umber--your new creations are THE TITS!!!!
Marry me!!!!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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All marriage plans are on hold for now, while I start up my new career as-- a teenaged comic-book writer! Advantageous! *peppy chirp!*
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RISING STAR WRITER SNAPPED UP BY IMAGE COMICS! TAPPED TO WRITE "SATURN-FACE ADVENTURES" ONGOING TITLE!
Poppa Rotzi, EIC
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Umber can use the letters page to give her readers fashion advice! This is *Legion fandom* after all--they love that sort of thing.
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Long live the Legion!
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A series of Umber write-ups on the various Legionnaires and how they could look better by adopting the barest rudiments of sartorial sense (they're called *shoes* Brin, and they are not optional!) could be educational.
And I'm still dreaming up new Legionnaires along this theme;
The Brainiac Hive, a collection of micro-machines that assemble into a humanoid form, slap on a purple jumpsuit they got off of a sanitation worker, and impress their teammates with their networked cross-computational ability, as well as their tendency to 'fall to pieces' and have to 'pull themselves together' when startled.
Karate Squid, eight-armed master of Octo-Fu!
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Originally posted by Umber:
*giggle!* I like you! And not only because your picture is so cute, it's also because you have like, taste and brains and class. Why thank you. Oh, and I really look like that.
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You DO? Wow... your brains and class and taste have never looked better... *swoony sigh*
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