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Trawling through the MB archives, it seems that it's been ages since a good old fashioned leadership election.
Sure... Mayavale staged a brief, unsuccessful coup last summer, but the fact remains, this current administration has been in place for well over a year and this board needs... Change!
... or... Hope!
... or... Action!
... or... well... Something else else!
So... olly olly oxen free, Election Tyrant. If ever we needed your unique brand of campaign administration, we need it now.
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This is as good a place as any to make the following announcement: To all members of the LMBP, LMBP Leadership Elections are being indefinitely suspended while the The Legion World Department of Moral Pureness investigates allegations that certain members of the LMBP are not, in fact, whom they appear to be. The LMBP holds such power that risking an imposter taking its leadership holds a significant security risk. The DMP is working with the Office of Security to investigate the matter. In the interim LMBP co-Deputy Leader and Head of the DMP Clive Taylor (Virgin Lad) will be acting as LMBP leader. Current elected Leader Faraway Lad and co-Deputy Leader Nova Girl are temporarily relieved of their duties because of suspicions raised due to their recent unexplained absences. It is hoped that the alleged infiltrators can be quickly weeded out and the democratic election process restored to the Legion of Message Board Posters. Legion World Department of Moral Pureness Legion World Office of Security I hope that clears everything up to everyone's satisfaction! Have a great day!
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Yes, Whither !?! It's time to kick the bums out!
...or...shoo them away! (shoo-shoo!)
...or...chase them off! (Beat it, you dirty office holders!)
...or...run them out of Legion World on a super fast monorail! (whoooooooooooooshhhh!)
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Memo to Security Office:
Add Ram Boy to "The List".
C.T.
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oops!
Time traveling pre-post post. I gotta get that damned treadmill calibrated.
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 Looks like Lard Lad just announced his run for the venerable, wholly dignified, immensely powerful office of <strike>He Who Smelt It Dealt It</strike> Exalted Leader of the LMBP! Originally posted by Exnihil:
... or... Action!
... or... well... Something else else!
Silly Nihilist, this time it's for.. .. extended drum roll .. [echo chamber] Adventure! [/echo chamber]
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Originally posted by Yellow Kid:
Looks like Lard Lad just announced his run for the venerable, wholly dignified, immensely powerful office of <strike>He Who Smelt It Dealt It</strike> Exalted Leader of the LMBP!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Yeah? When was the last time you were elected LMBP Leader?
[crickets] .... [/crickets]
That's what I thought.
It's your turn.
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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strange but not a stranger
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I nominate cleome for Leader.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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StuRat, Eryk Davis Ester and I have decided the RMB also will be getting a new leader. However, since we're more of a disorganized, counter-culture movement, no one is running and no one is going to be elected--we've simply appointed Dr. Mayavale as our new leader.
Whatever happened to that trip into the mountains we took a few months ago? Its a mystery but suffice it to say, its led to some dire tidings for Legion World.
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Originally posted by Virgin Lad: To all members of the LMBP,
LMBP Leadership Elections are being indefinitely suspended while the The Legion World Department of Moral Pureness investigates allegations that certain members of the LMBP are not, in fact, whom they appear to be.Department of Moral Pureness? Sorry, Clive, but I, for one, refuse to live under a... Purocracy? ...Moraligarchy? Whatever. I, too, throw my support behind the one candidate who really knows how to throw his weight around: ![[Linked Image]](http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh48/exnihil_album/lardgif.png) (cleome for Deputy Leader... somebody's got to do the work.)
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Wow! All he needs is the snappy, inspirational slogan!
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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You mean "LARD" isn't a snappy inspirational slogan????
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Waitaminute...isn't LardLad a renowned hedonist and killer? I thought he was a super-villain or something. 
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And that will hurt his chances how?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Isn't it time a lurker was elected LMB Leader? Wouldn't that be quite the historic event!
Yes we can!
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I'd vote for Lard in a Legion World minute. And I'm not just saying that because it's the "in" thing to say, or because all the really "cool" LW members are saying it. No, I believe fervently...
*looks up fervently
...yes, with a glowing fervidness that he's the right man, at the right time. He'd bring to the job a ferocious fertileness that we haven't seen before. And if I'm wrong, you can smack me upside my head with a ferreous ferule.
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Is it legal for me to sell my vote ? Or would pawning it for food be more acceptable ?
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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<Gads! I can't believe that imposter is inspring such support! Things may have progressed worse than I ever feared!>
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It's time to abolish the 2nd-place-votes-as -deputy in favor of an actual running mate system!
Lard
Cleome
!!!
yes, I admit I'm jumping on a bandwagon... but it's a kewl bandwagon.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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"Will Veep For Food," does have an inspiring ring to it. If our platform includes legalization, it might help defray any controversy about that pot brownie incident at the '05 New Year's bash...
[ponders]
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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It seems that there's been a coup in the time I was at the tropical beach-side condo under the hot sun, sipping cold rum cocktails and frolicking with the surf-soaked tropical lads. Er I'd like my office back Clive.
Not withstanding my ouster, isn't there a constitutional clause barring 'born again virgins' from office? Do we need these hypocritical puritans telling us what to do? Do we boys? In the name of all the heroic LMB who came before, I burn a line in the sand and I say DEBAUCHERY TODAY, DEBAUCHERY TOMORROW, DEBAUCHERY FOREVER.
Excuse me now, I have to get back down there. Golf lessons, shopping and maybe some partying this weekend as you know.
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