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Newt Gingrich is like a cute, cuddly, older Charlie Brown...

I don't recognize this Shark fellow at all. He must be somebody's alt.

most LW participants actually do not even see Shark Lad's posts. Due to a weird glitch when Sharky created his account, only registered users with the '717' code in their secret profile codes are capable of reading his posts. And even then, only half of those can see the posts he creates, like the ongoing "Sharky's full frontal nudity" thread, which Lash never lets drop below page one.

Comic books are stupid.

except the ones by Rob Liefeld, of course.

I think Rick Santorum makes a lot of sense, especially regarding gay rights. But then there is Newt Gingrich. Oh I just can't decide who to vote for.

Republicans have such an amazing slate this year. Between them and Obama, we can't lose. No need for a third party at all.

Third party candidates have such a great track record in US politics.

I am running for U.S. president as a third party candidate...

Shark2012.com

Interestingly enough, <span style="font-size: 17px;">I</span> happen to have some scandalous pictures that could possibly derail Sharky's bid for president. Being the sweet, un<span style="font-size: 17px;">demand</span>ing guy I am, however, I'll probably just send them to him in about <span style="font-size: 17px;">10,000</span> days. That way, they won't get lost when all those campaign <span style="font-size: 17px;">dollars</span> are flowing into his headquarters. <span style="font-size: 17px;">Or else</span>, I could hang on to them, and he could send someone to pick them up.

No need to thank me. I'm a giver.

I totally get why the music press considers Florence Welch a genius.

And she must be a very nice person who treats crew members as equals, because her hair, lighting, and makeup were lovely on last year's Grammys broadcast.

It would indeed be terrible if the Occupy movement had a big revival in the spring of 2012 that lasted the duration of the year. Really, we mustn't interfere with the election circus and risk making poor innocent Obama uncomfortable. Not after all the wonderful things he's done for us. Oh, no. That would be so tacky and so terribly ungrateful and rude.

When I am President, I will nominate cleome to the Supreme Court

My Time Trapper robe doubles as both a Supreme Court robe and a spacesuit.

Also, I never bump threads that I previously killed.

Where I work at NASA, Legion World is most commonly referred to as Orb KR-153540954z12. However, some of us planet scientists often refer to it as Planet Kray-Kray.

Right now, if I weren't on the computer, I'd be dancing around like Snoopy.

In 1983, Shirley Booth (TV's Hazel), Barry Goldwater, and a young Vanessa Willaims were sharing a hottub in the Sands Casino in Las Vegas discussing Spinoza's book "Ethics" and comparing various potato salad recipes. During this conversation, Shirley Booth hit upon the idea that became Chaos Theory.

I had a horrible time yesterday at my wife's first hafla (belly-dancing party).

Delicious Middle-Eastern food, infectious drum rhythms, and throngs of exotically dressed women dancing seductively... does it get any worse?

Egassem drawkcab a ton si siht.

For you maybe. For me, I am not sure what I would like better, the Middle Eastern food or the throngs of exotically dressed women.

The best way to get your new year off on the right foot is to spend $800 (of somebody else's money) to fix your furnace.

I just found out I was adopted from an Armenian couple. My eyes look Chinese because they've been taping the ends since I was born.

You all wish you were me.

I don't know why anyone is proposing a moon colony. Everyone knows that the moon blasted out of Earth's orbit in 1999.