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Where's STU? #185244 09/14/08 12:26 PM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu Time Trapper
Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843	When STU pushed the button on the Deus Ex Machine, Iron Rat and myself were brought out from under the rubble of STU's Mansion. Iron Rat and the other parallel board posters were sent back to their home MBs, but for some reason I'm still here. I wonder if it has something to do with STU's mysterious disappearance? Quote Originally posted by STU: [STU makes the outline of a door in thin air, opens it, and walks through it into a field under an unfamiliar starry sky. The door closes behind him. The words "GON OUT BACKSON BISY BACKSON" materialize in the air as wisps of blue flame, and then slowly fade.] Where did he go? Why? And what do those words mean?

Re: Where's STU? #185245 09/14/08 04:07 PM
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Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society	<wonders why feelings for STU still linger...> Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: Where's STU? #185246 09/14/08 07:53 PM
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Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843	Quote Originally posted by Stu Rat: Speaking of which... most women don't lactate unless they're pregnant. I wonder if it's possible that you were actually pregnant when you were Lard Lass? And that you were put into a time-compressed suspended animation, in which your baby was carried to term and delivered, without your conscious knowledge, in the course of a few minutes? If so, who's the father? And where's your baby? The mind boggles! I wonder... What if you were pregnant with STU's baby when you were lesbian Lard Lass? And then the baby was abducted by some evil force, as I speculated above? And STU went off in search of the child? Maybe that's why your feelings for STU still linger -- because the two of you have a child who's somewhere out there?

Re: Where's STU? #185247 09/14/08 07:56 PM
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Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society	I don't think so. I actually never got around to having ANY kind of sex* while a hot lesbian/hot herterosexual. I posted another theory in "Perversity Lads" though. (*Unless, of course STU has the superpower to impregnate through booby-fondling. ) Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: Where's STU? #185248 09/14/08 08:05 PM
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Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843	Quote Originally posted by LardLad: (*Unless, of course STU has the superpower to impregnate through booby-fondling. ) Actually, when I was in third grade or so, I somehow was under the impression that women got pregnant through some similar process that involved touching their breasts...

Re: Where's STU? #185249 09/14/08 08:06 PM
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Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843	What if Lard Lass had the power of super-fertility -- the ability to get pregnant simply through close contact with a man?

Re: Where's STU? #185250 09/14/08 08:06 PM
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Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society	Quote Originally posted by Stu Rat: Quote Originally posted by LardLad: [b](*Unless, of course STU has the superpower to impregnate through booby-fondling. ) Actually, when I was in third grade or so, I somehow was under the impression that women got pregnant through some similar process that involved touching their breasts... [/b] Well...it's a start! Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: Where's STU? #185251 09/14/08 08:07 PM
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Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society	Quote Originally posted by Stu Rat: What if Lard Lass had the power of super-fertility -- the ability to get pregnant simply through close contact with a man? If she was me made female, why would her powers be any different? Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: Where's STU? #185252 09/14/08 08:11 PM
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Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843	Because how gross would it be to have a hot woman whose super-powers were solely super-farting and super-foot-pheromones?

Re: Where's STU? #185253 09/14/08 08:14 PM
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Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society	You obviously don't comprehend the power of the Lard Force. Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: Where's STU? #185254 09/14/08 08:16 PM
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Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843	If the Lard Force is so powerful, how come it couldn't find Iron Rat or me when we were buried under the ruins of STU's Mansion?

Re: Where's STU? #185255 09/14/08 08:19 PM
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Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society	For whatever reason, he couldn't sense you (and I wasn't sure where you were going with it ). But look here for future reference! Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: Where's STU? #185256 09/14/08 08:52 PM
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Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843	That must have been one of the threads I missed during my absence!