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31 Things That Go Wrong In Kent Shakespeare's Absinthe
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1. not enough dain bramage.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Absinthe is wrong all the time and everywhere anyway. It's pretty to look at, though.
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2. "Hey, that wasn't a sugar cube!"
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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12. Loss of ability to count.
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3. "Wait a minute, this isn't my glass. Lindsey Lohans?! Aw man..."
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4. "Let's drink a toast to the brains behind Baskin-Robbins' 31st flavor: Astral Absinthe!!"
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5. Brainiac 5 proves that absinthe isn't really all that alcoholic, so nobody gets drunk that night.
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99. bottles of Pabst Green Ribbon Absinthe on the wall. <span style="font-size: 10px;">Once again, the corporations step in and ruin everything.</span>
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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6. It makes the heart grow fondue.
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-6. It makes everyone sing like they've been... auto-tuned!
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7.5
Nobody can spell <strike>absinth[/stikre] [strike]absynthe</strike> <strike>asbeenth</strike> you-know-what correctly.
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11. Algernon the mouse, doing the backstroke.
(At least Stoopid Cat is impressed.)
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11*4-3/22+45
Nobody can do math no more.
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9) Momentary bout of sanity
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Sentients, this is a rather strange thread.
<18.465 - Stoopid cat enjoys Absinthe & Mouse cocktails,>
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31) Tom finally catches Jerry
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78) thread list numbers go out of whack
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32) Could somebody please tell Abin that we found his false teeth?
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33) Makes a mistake with the ingredients...
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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34) Evtheiryng gtes Sracmbeld
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35 <--- cleome's lucky number. Just sayin'.
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36*3-9(4756/839)^2+247/78.299 = ?
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37. It makes him Impulse...ive.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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38. The different kinds of liquids that he mixes somehow get imbued with their own life force, and become a giant humanoid mass of alcohol bent on destruction. And no, it didn't copy that origin from Chemo...
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