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Given all these time/space fluxes from all that Tower stuff (long story), The infamous Hootchie Hut suddenly appears on Legion World, home of its most famous patrons!
I have a feeling this will the backdrop of many an outrageous scene...for male and female hootchies alike! I believe there is quite a more...open-minded element here, if I can excuse the liberal use of the term.
Given my engagement to Quislet, I shall be honorable! But I better go find him so we can check out all these odd groupings of people in the side rooms...
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Ewww look at all those Cougars in the back. Watch out LW heroes. And even worse (for someone of my status) are the male versions of the same. Those Manthers have seen better days.
Hey buddy nice comb over.
Now I think I need to go take a bath in disinfectant. I feel contaminated just by stepping in here. Good thing this for an investigation, Mother would freak out if I came here for anything but business.
Oooo look!!! Frat Boys from LWU. Excuse me, I need to study them closely for my social study of behavior of the LW civilian population in times of crisis.
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Ohmygod!!!
I... I... think I need My and Jailbait with me before I go in there... here... whatever...
Hi! How are you?
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Nova! Get off that man! You're married! Oh, wait. That's me. (Damn it.) *cough* Love you, AL, honey! 
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Ohmygod! If like Miss Cali and Miss Nova are in here I guess it's ok...
I wonder where Miss Nova got those shiny boots and whip and handcuffs and... OHMYGOD!!!!
Hi! How are you?
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<shields Brit's eyes but doesn't look away herself>
Uh... wow.
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Ohmygod!
Ummm... Uh... Do... do... Guys really like... Uh... That????
Hi! How are you?
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<in her excitement, EDG doesn't realize Cobie is right next to her>
Great place, huh?
<hands EDG a drink>
You'll need one of these to relax in such an intense atmosphere. Its not so much the hanging upside down that guys like, its the bendy-ness.
Whatever you do though, don't ask for the "Faraway Lad" special. I can't even smell a banana anymore.
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<in his excitment, Cobie doesn't realize Rex is right next to him> Great place for sure! <hands Cobie a drink> You'll need one of these to relax in such an intense atmosphere. As you know, its not so much the hanging upside down that guys like, its the bendy-ness. And don't worry, I can cure you of that banana aversion if you'd like. Shall I? 
Rank hath it's privileges
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<Cobie's nature is at war: one, he doesn't swing that way, but two, his ego loves flattery>
That's okay Rex, but I appreciate the drink...
<quietly hands drink to Caliente, having own thoughts on what may be inside it>
Now, let me tell you about my buddy Vee. You know he can make things grow big, right?
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Do tell!
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*** waving bye to the Fratboys who are a drooling twisted mess on the dance floor***
See you in class, boys. I'm teaching the Policy course at the Management School.
Hi Everyone. Bendy-ness? Yeah I guess, but they're too brittle to work with. Not to mention not too bright. They won't be trying those moves again any time soon.
A bit scandalous for my first week but hey I got tenure. And I think I just did LWU Admin a favor in taking down that notorious frat house.
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Cobalt Kid doesn’t notice Faraway Lad standing next to him.
“Here Des” he says absentmindedly as he is somewhat distracted by Nova Girls outfit as she sashays’ past. “Have a Faraway Lad special”
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<takes a sip while still staring... then promptly spits it out> Ugh! Strong. Wow. *blinks* What is that? ...and where did it come from? 
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Ohmygod!
<Sniffs the drink Cobie gave her.>
That's Strong!
<Takes a small sip>
Wow!
Hi! How are you?
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It gets easier to drink the more you sip it. By the end of the glass it'll go down like lemonade, and you'll be dying for another one.
Which, as part of your continued security training, I shall provide. Afterall, this is where Space Ranger and I conducted all of the most important security office discussions.
Let's go sit at the security office booth. Some of the employees here will get a little playful with you Brit, but that's good, they're going to help teach you how to become more agile and how to play to the crowd...
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Perhaps, this is where I truly belong as "father" did before me.
Barkeep, something very, very strong, please.
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<sips his drink>
I...I can't believe she reacted that way. I...suppose Babette finds humans inferior! I-I guess there was never anything real between us...
<gulps remainder down>
Another, please.
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<much later, Clive leaves, stumbling>
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So this is... was one of Clive's hang outs, eh?
Yes, Ms. Handbasket. According to Bambi over there, Clive came in here 3-4 times a week, usually at 3 am. Occassionally, he'd engage with a couple of the hootchies here in a private room. Although from what I have found out, he never lost his virgin status here.
Thank you Mr. Nelson. I may have further need of you and your Bunch. I will get in touch in the usual manner.
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