Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board A hurried note to Emperor STU

It won't work.

Even though we've known each other since grade school. Even though we shared that night of passion in Las Vegas... er, I mean, the mansion... you asked me to marry you, and I, feeling like I had never felt before, accepted.

It has to end. So, after 55 hours of marriage, I'm asking for an annulment, my dear STU. Know that you will (tugging on a large suitcase) always be (a 100-note in LW currency escapes the pocket of the suitcase) in my thoughts, my love (it looks suspiciously like large gemstones are stuffed into the suitcase).

And so, I take my leave of you (pushes the suitcase into the waiting space-limousine) and Legion World... though I know that you all loved me dearly, and I you, know that I could never forsake my dear people and become a Royalist... it would make me too much like another person who we shall not mention (Princess Fake-Boobstra). So, I'm leaving for good, to plunder... er, I mean SERVE another people. But know this! WHenever Legion World is in need of a leader with TRUE strength, devotion, and beauty, I will always be on call to do my civic duty! Now, it's off to Argentina for me! At least there they know how to treat their dictatresses!

Don't cry for me Legion Worlders...
You see the truth is, I never loved STU...
Through all his wild times...
And crazed insistence...
The treasury is MINE now...
Please keep your distance...

Bah! Shameless harlot. She was not good enough for the great one anyway.

Wasn't Winema already married before she hitched up with STU?

(I think the R.I. has a crush on STU...)

Oh please! Did you really think we would let you come in here create mayhem and disappear with all the loot? Not very likely! No one does that while I'm living here!

Zzzzzttttttt!!!!!!!!!

An emerald energy beam from the Eye of Ekron flashes out and encircles the space limo, draining it's fusion engine of power. Another beam rips the suitcase filled with gems out of WhineyMa's hands, spilling diamonds, sapphires, and rubies all over the floor (but NOT emeralds! Never emeralds! They're too precious to be allowed to fall on the floor!) A final energy beam wraps the ghastly ghostess in constricting bands, leaving her Wazzoness complete helpless.

There, that takes care of the Pasty Princess! I told you to wear an opaque veil didn't I? Green is definitely not your color!

Excellent, my sweet Emmie!

Little did they suspect that you and I have secretly been lovers all along!

[STU sweeps Emerald Empress up in his arms and the two engage in a long, smoldering kiss.]

Gasp!

Has the Emerald Empress betrayed us?

Or is it just another one of STU's games?

Sigh.

I miss being Emperor (and all the privileges that accompanied the position).

Wow! I missed some episodes of The Chronicles of STU, apparently!

You could always try to reclaim the throne. It worked for Napoleon. For a while.

Hmmm, I wonder what the Legion World Equivalent of Malta is?

Check out the summary of the Dark Stu Saga Lardy! The first, and perhaps greatest, of the MMB Crossovers!

How about Saint Pierre and Miquelon?

I think LW's Malta would be the "Science Police Headquarters" board.

And is this, Encyclopedia Galactica, St. Helena?

Actually, I was thinking the DC Boards!