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Lon lunges back in and takes Lardy down.

"Look you sprockin waste...you'd be dead right now if it wasn't for Cobie."

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<smiles> Truth hurts, eh?


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Lon, sacre le Teeds!

[whisper]You've got to calm down, my friend. You can't let yourself be drawn into this madness.[/whisper]

<suddenly fireworks go off and they all turn>

Bloody Liberty! Porn Queen and the Minotaur are performing a play! Er, that's no play! By the rims and tires of Kid Prime!

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"you sonofa..."

Lon lifts his arm to strike Lardy...and pulls back and gets off him.

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Lon...it's okay. He's not wrong, you know. {her attention is drawn to PQ and the Minotaur} WHOA!

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"Sorry Des. We're out."

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can't take him anywhere .... everybody loves a minotaur.


I should never have rescued him from that labyrinth.


<cocks head to the right>

wow ... she is a .... professional

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<Hrun starts a huge slow clap that begins erupting like thunder on top of the hills of Legion World>

They'll hear this Bacchanalia all the way in the boondocks!

<opens up new flagon of mead and tackles a girl into the hot baths>

Come now freckled one! Tell me a story!

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<gets up, wipes mouth, grins at the "play"> Man--much better than a donkey show!


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Dev and Elle land and enter.

"Damn." Dev says as he sees the show.


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Elle: "hey mister, thanks for the ride. Want to come join me in the hot baths? We could both use a little stress relief!"

<Cobalt gets distracted when talking to the freckled girl by the 'Show'>

Great gravy! You don't get that kind of hair-pulling and ass-slapping in a donkey show!

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Dev looks at her...

thinks about his shoulder scars

"What the hell. My name is Dev by the way..."

Dev looks over to Cobie, "nice place my friend."


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<Cobie smiles widely>

Finally! Relax a little! It's not my place, its Varalent's! He can throw a party like no one else I've ever met. This is just a Monday night here.

Elle: "Boss, don't steal away my new friend! Come here, you!"

<Cobie cracks open a bottle of champagne and hands it to them.>

You're not going to believe this, but Giant Robotic Lesbian just showed up! Now its really a party!

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WHOO! Minotaur's my new hero!!


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<nodding next to Lardy>

Mine too. I have to admit, that's most intense performance I've ever seen. I have a new personal goal in life. nod

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"Really, that's it?" Dev says and starts laughing.


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<nudges Cobie> Man! That thing they're doing now? Me and Temp did that....last...night. <hopes Dev didn't hear that part>


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Elle: "OMG! They're playing my song! Come one, let's head over to the grotto! Bring that bottle!"

<Band is now playing "Come Together">

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Looks at Lardy as Des is dragged off, "It's better at a couple hundred feet in the air."


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<nudges Cobie> Man! That thing they're doing now? Me and Temp did that....last...night. <hopes Dev didn't hear that part>
I think that's illegal in some parts of the UP. I did that once to Spacey and she threatened to pull a sailboat out of my ass.

BTW, don't ever marry a woman who can pull weird things out of your ass. Just don't.

Let's never mention this again. laugh

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Dev...you know we're prolly bein' played, right? (Did Des just steal your date?)


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Dev nods at Lardy.

"Don't care at the moment."


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<triple kissing the freckled girl and Elle>

Ah! Well done! But now I've got to try to get Giant Robotic Lesbian to do it with me! You two go take care of those two gentlemen!

<points at Lardy & Dev>

Take care of them.

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[b]<nudges Cobie> Man! That thing they're doing now? Me and Temp did that....last...night. <hopes Dev didn't hear that part>
I think that's illegal in some parts of the UP. I did that once to Spacey and she threatened to pull a sailboat out of my ass.

BTW, don't ever marry a woman who can pull weird things out of your ass. Just don't.

Let's never mention this again. laugh [/b]
Yeah, Des...I slept with Spacey, too, remember? <grins but feels a painful twinge in his rectum remembering>


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<puts arm around freckled girl> Gotta name, darlin'?


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