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<Uncorks bottle of Absinthe>

Well, while Fay rages, lets rage on Fay!

I'd like to rage on Tina Fey ...

I love me some Tina Fey! She's in my top 5 hottest celebs!

I heard Tina Fey refuses to appear at the same venue as TS Fay... in the meantime, pass me that bottle.

Hrun smashes open the door, knocks the heads of the two Varangians standing guard to the villa together and letting them slide to the floor rushes forward.

“My Lady Cramer I cannot stop but tis good to see thee again” he says enveloping her in his strong arms for a moment.

My Lord Cobalt” Slapping Cobalt hard on the back and sending him spinning into the polished bar “may I?” and grabbing the bottle of Absinth from Cobalt’s dazed hands he drinks the whole bottle in one go.

Belching loudly and noxiously into Poverty Lads face Hrun departs leaving behind naught but a strange giggle in the distance

Ah, perhaps its time I follow the great son of the North...

Well, the renovations on the guest house at the Villa are finally complete. Let me know what you think.

The newly renovated Guesthouse at Vee\'s Villa

Too much? Not enough?

I'd have to try it out for a month or two before I could give you my considered opinion.

Just right, but the butler wouldn't let me in the front door.

Ah, now... this... THIS....

THIS is a more appropriate refuge!

(tosses faerie charms over the staff)

I shall need a bath drawn for me, after which I shall be in need of a repast. Nothing fancy; only seven course shall be fine.

And do fetch the finest wine you can find in the cellar.

well? snap to it!

<appears at the gate>

Ah, as a longtime customer of the Villa, I might as well check out the renovated guesthouse.

<sees buxom young lady approach him>

Olivia, what a pleasure. Perhaps you can join me as I get comfortable. You look as lovely as ever, if not more so. How's school? Oh, you graduated, excellent. Still working with Vee for some extra money? You can't ask for a better employer. He even let you off the hook for that time I got sneaked you into the UP Presidential Suite. I know, I'm a cad, I get you into all kinds of trouble and then never visit anymore. We can change that now.

Pour me some of Vee's finest, and tell me--what other guests are currently at the Villa these days? Anyone particularly charming? Or with good taste? Tell me everything.

<after getting as much information from Olivia as possibly and leaving her very satisfied for having done so>

Well, Legolas appears to be really laying low. I thought he'd at least show his face these last few days but it hardly seems like the case.

I can't waste my time here much longer when there is work to be done. Perhaps if I have the Security Office send one of my officers here...?

(watches Cobalt Kid leave from the hot tub cloaked from the eyes of visitors by elfin spells)

well, it's about time.

Cannot a fugitive lie low in peace, comfort and luxury anymore?

Celestia, please be a dear and fetch me another cognac.

(teleports in looking for Cobalt Kid, she is wearing a bathing suit, but her body is completely drapped in layers of white chiffon.)

Cobalt?

Where are you? I don't want to be parading around like one of your floozy girls for nothing.

Eh?

W-who has entered my refuge without my charms pre-warning me?

YOU!

I.... I knew you once, did I not?

<appears before Luna can answer>

You! <points at Legolas> Explain yourself! You know the evil betrayer known as Zardi! Perhaps you have also seen my wife Myla!

Oh, my.

First you two traipse into my squalid little subterranean refuge, and now you won't let me hid in peace!

This not how I plan to spend my fugitive-hood.

This is not Mr. Cobalt Kid's office. I did not issue an open invitation for the known universe to wander in and out without any sense of protocol.

Why, we now have everything but fire sirens and a barking dog!

Say, what's going on here!?

:rolleyes:

Close enough!

Lardy? Is that you?

Cobalt had a hunch something was amiss here... what are you doing here, Legolas?

Leaving, apparently.

Why, you three blundering right in here has probably led my master right to me!

(grabs Legolas' arm)

You're not going anywhere until we get some answers, pal.

<to Kent> I...recognize you vaguely from this hosts memories. I am what you would refer to as a past life of your Lard Lad. He and this Luna brought me back in his body to help against the threat of Zardi.

<points at Legolas> This one stinks of Zardi's influence! He may know where to find my wife!

ENOUGH!!!!

Kent release him.

He shall not leave. There is something too familiar about him. Until I figure it, he is under my protection.

(to Kent)


If I must.

As you might know, my master Zardi has decided to have me killed. For what, I'm not certain. It's not as if I borrowed an Elder Sign without telling him or anything. Why one time-

(sees Kent's reaction to his diversion)

Yes, well...

I found this magnificent Villa in need of a resident, and me, a poor wretched refugee, opted to solve two problems my taking up the task myself.

But as the continued presence here you three hastens my death my the minute, I shall be taking my leave.