Legion World Forums LEGION COMPANION Dr. Gym'll's Cultural Rarities Oh Yeah, That Forum: The Titans Why I don't like MARV WOLFMAN's attitude toward TITANS

Well, okay but there's a catch.

Per top AOL/TW brass, Green Lantern now looks just like Jack Black.

Well, I'm not sure John's fans'll like it, but orders are orders

PROBLEM: What about all of Kyle Rayner's nude in-the-bed scenes???

Egads! Doing research, half of these NewsGIRLS don't actually currently hold reporting jobs or are alive!

Well, it'll just take a few simple plot twists to bring Linda back into journalism, revive Vicki & Tana Moon (if Vicki's dead), and make Iris a more permanent 21st century figure & reporter again!

RE: Jack Black as GL, AOL/TW is just being silly. We've had multiple GLs before, we shall have them again!

What, no Legion of Super-Pets? Have we forgotten our roots?

The Super-Pets have gone VERTIGO per Lad Kid, my editorial supervisor.

Jeepers! Doesn't anyone actually know whether Vicki Vale is alive or dead?

Crap! I'm reviving her! If she's not dead, then we'll retcon in her death later!

Throw any dead reporter chicks into a Lazarus Pit!

The Vicki Vale retcon sounds good! What Bat-plans do you have in mind for her, EDE?

Lazaraus Pit it is! Hey, if it works on Vicki, maybe it'll drive the girls to revive the other deceased ladies.

I'm thinking Glorith of Baaldur would make a fun foe too, following the Legion connection with Marella and Hannah. Perhaps our second summer crossover can revolve around her? We can have Lil'Lois, Iris Infant, and Terrible Twos Tana.

Well, I'm afriad I'm going away and won't have access to a computer for the remainder of the week so I need the following projects moved forward by the time I get back.

*The aforementioned SHAZAM! book.

*"Steve Trevor, Wonder Woman's boyfriend" for the girls

*Vertigo Super Pets

*boxing gloves and talking apes (of any nationality or sexual orientation) in every comic

plus a few new ideas -

* a return of the SUPERFRIENDS concept, except using older, seldom-used characters that could use revitalizing. I'm thinking the return of Apache Chief, Black Vulcan, El Dorado, and the Samurai. These characters should appeal to the vastly underrepresented minority market. I think Marvin, Wendy and that dog with the cape should be fetured prominately so that the kids can have someone to relate to.

*a Bizarro DCU, featuring the return of the square planet where all things are done opposite of earth. I want a Yellow Lantern, Blue Kryptonite, and the Bizarro Legion.

*The return of the Substitute Heroes. Porcupine Pete, Infectious Lass, and Antennae Boy must be featured prominately.

I'm tired now, but I leave it to you good people to push these ideas to the most ludicrous extent possible.

Duela Dent was super silly and thankfully wasn't used. But she isn't as silly as Matter Eater Lad or Bouncing Boy! doh!

How 'bout calling a new Infinity, Inc. title INFINITY UNLIMITED... the title can be a time-hopping extravaganza! They can guest-star in the NEWSGIRL LEGION and then move over to their own series.

Whichever former Infinitors Geoff Johns gets tired of in JSA can form the core connecting IU to II. (Though he's pretty much using all of them, isn't he? Hmmmm...)

NEW INFINITORS= 1). zombie-Wildcat (Yolanda Montez), 2). a bisexual telepathic ape from Gorilla City, who's in love with... 3). a gender-morphing android from the far future-- or distant past-- s/he isn't sure, 4). Frostbite, from YOUNG HEROES IN LOVE... necessitating a team-up with *that* group (possibly leading to their new title?) 5). Kathy Kane, Batwoman, 6). Black Orchid, classic look, 7). a new Star-Spangled Kid... this time a hunky teen who wears a mask and a star-spangled speedo, and 8). Duel Dent, Duela's previously unrevealed twin brother.

Todd

I think Duela and Tenzil need to do a wacky, Thelma and Louise type mini-series, taking a bite outta crime on a cross-country trip and leaving behind huge lipstick stain reminders of their presence

MEEMriiiiiiies....!

Heh heh.

This thread was fun to reread!

Pretending to be EIC of DC is FUN....

Leapin Jeepers this thread is hi-larious!

Lash, it might be time for you to take over again as EiC of DC and restructure their entire line. I'll gladly sign on for some series that are sure to be hits with my usual fanbase, er, teenage girls and Alt Ids!

Just checking to see if DC stole any of our ideas.

Amazingly, they haven't...

Well, a Yellow Lantern was mentioned in one of the posts...

I am still holding out hope for Batman in orange plaid...

Hey, Lash, I know you're out there somewhere (1988 Moody Blues hit single reference intentional).

When you're EiC of DC, can I revive L.E.G.I.O.N.? I know I'd do a better job than Tony Bedard did with R.E.B.E.L.S. Volume 2.

^^On behalf of Lash, I think the appropriate response is:

In your wildest dreams.

Good one, EDE.

(And I like that song, too.)

Say, EDE, maybe Lash could put you on JSA.

That'll happen on a Tuesday afternoon.

Breathe deep...no wait, don't. This is the Titans Forum.