Presenting-The Legion of Annoying Heroes!
Enlightening Lad-Causes villains to see the error of their ways, reducing them to sobbing heaps of self-loathing.
Pattern Girl-Mentally convinces villains to wear horribly designed costumes.
Caustic Boy-Destroys villains with nasty insults.
Fat 'em Girl-Causes evildoers to gain so much weight they have to quit the business.
Do-over Damsel-Compels criminals to let her try different ways to defeat them until she finds one that succeeds.
Comedian Boy-Tells such bad jokes the villains run away screaming with their hands over their ears.
Indivisible Kid-Always makes sure the team stays together. Strength in numbers! Even when going to the bathroom!
Falafel Boy-Hurls balls of food at evildoers.
Brown Yak 5-Chosen randomly by his people, his tremendous body odor slays the wicked!
Mon-Tel-Works with superheroes and villains, to start a dialogue, and stop the fighting.
Extra Boy-We're not sure what he does, but he's there-just in case.
Stare Boy-Is undefeated in staring contests with criminals. By the time they realize they've lost, the Science Police have arrived.
Stinking Violet-Similar to Brown Yak 5, but smells only like compost.
Sunny Boy-Just the happiest guy you have ever met. Villains lose all their anger and can't stop smiling.
Bouncing Baby Boy-Distracts villains while the other heroes formulate plans. Hey, not even a super-villain will hit a baby!
Meter-Reader Lad-If Villains don't pay their power bills in their evil lairs, he shuts 'em down.
Elephant Lad-He's HUGE, and forms a barrier to protect people from evil-doers. Occasionally distracted by peanuts.
Lightning Bug Lass-It just really freaks criminals out when her enormous butt lights up in their face.
Cream Girl-Her power is somewhat limited-it only works on the lactose intolerant criminals.
The Rotty Kid-He can cause any food substance to rot-even if it's already been digested. It's not pretty.
Projector-Lulls villains to sleep by showing old home movies.
Pharoah Lad-Compels evil-doers to Walk Like an Egyptian-straight to jail!
Chateau Lass-Rents cabins to villains-then charges them exhorbitant cleaning fees to launder their money.
Comical King-Can turn criminals into animated characters, then threaten to erase them unless they reform.
Tinker Wolf-Dismantles crooks' vehicles, weapons,etc, then can't put them back together.
Wildsire-He goes into battle with his 27 kids!
Tirelock-When criminals try to make a getaway, they find their vehicles with locks on the wheels, and must surrender.
Don't Start!-She nags the villains into submission.
H & R Blok-He does the villains' taxes-but not well! Gets them audited and jailed!
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