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Why did the Carggite cross the road?
It was time to split.
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Why did the Coluan cross the road?
3.14/2x.
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Why did the Dryad cross the road?
Actually, the road started it when it said something about the Dryad's mother!
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We now return to Brainiac Stand-Up, already in progress....
"Take a Naltorian as my wife? Puh-lease!"
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What do you call the Legion Academy graduate who was last in the class?
Crystal Kid.
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Why did Gas Girl and Mist Master hold a debate at the fan convention?
They wanted to clear the air.
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Is it hard to imprison Polecat?
No, you just need the Right Guard.
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A five-credit piece walks into a bar.  The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind in here. This is a singles bar."
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A dyslexic Coluan walked into a Bra
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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After his unsuccessful tryout, Breath Boy asked the Legionnaires, "Do you think I'll be joining the Legion anytime soon?"
They replied, "Don't hold your breath."
Aaron Kashtan/Sir Tim Drake
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Encore! Encore! 
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What did the Progenitor like to order?
Spare ribs.
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Time Trapper
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Quote from Nasal Hazel at the LSH Pep Rally:
"Smells like teen spirit!"
Oh gawd, I'm sorry....
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Eek! You should be. 
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Q: When is a Legion cruiser not a Legion cruiser?
A: When it turns into a hangar bay! ![[Linked Image]](http://imageshack.us/a/img850/6669/ak3b.jpg)
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Why was Andrew Nolan so attractive to the Legion ladies?
It's all about the Ferro-mones!
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Fighting Back
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When Evolvo got his power, someone should've warned him about not letting it all go to his head.
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Unseen, not unheard
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Eh, he needed a good reason for his big head.
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Why are Mercurians not bothered by rising fuel prices?
Because they always have gas money!
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Q: What is the best way to talk to Colossal Boy?
A: Use big words.
“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Cicero
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I was dating a Bgztlr for a while, but she ghosted me.
We went to that new restaurant on the Moon. The food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.
“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Cicero
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Invisible Kid is no good at lying. You can see right through him.
“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Cicero
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Q: What is Shrinking Violet’s favorite flower?
A: A wallflower
“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Cicero
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Q: What is Computo’s favorite snack?
A: Computer chips.
“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Cicero
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