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(Says Calamity King? Oh, that's rich. VWM )

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What would you get if you crossed Porcupine Pete with Silver Slasher?

Sore hands.

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When do new Legionnaires get their flight rings?

On Flyday.

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How do you praise Computo?

"Data Boy!"

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What did Computo say when the Legionnaires asked him where the villains were?

"They went data way!"

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Gas Girl and I tried to keep our fling a secret, but we weren't successful.

What happened?

It leaked out.

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What would you get if you crossed chocolate space-pudding with Imra's thigh-high boots?

Yelled at.

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Why shouldn't you trust a Durlan?

They're kind of shifty.

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What do you give Lester Spiffany, who has everything?


A space-burglar alarm.

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Why did the pluberry need a space-lawyer?

Because it was in a jam. (Of space.)

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Which Legion villain has the cleanest teeth?


A-lak-tar

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How did the Legionnaires catch the Hykraian criminal?

Something else else at the crime scene smelt fishy.

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How do you tell Chuck and Luornu's kid apart from the others?

Theirs is a bouncing baby boy.

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Why did Nardo release Night Girl from the Super-Stalag of Space?


Good beehiver.

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How did Mordru and Mysa meet?

By chants.

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#64323 08/26/04 05:53 PM
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Triad Purple: Knock knock.

Triad Orange: Who's there?

Triad Purple: Orange ya glad I didn't say banyo fruit?

Triad Orange: Isn't this joke supposed to be longer?

Triad Purple: Yeah, but the holo starts in 10 minutes. Let's go.

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What do you get when you cross Arm-Falls Off Boy with Dream Girl?


Someone whose arm falls asleep.

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What's purple and white and orange and purple and white and orange and purple and white and orange?

Triad caught in a revolving door.

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What do you call a crazy rich smug rhyming mystic?

Lester Spliff-any!

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Did you hear the one about the 74,975 Legionnaires who were out-standing in their field?

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What did Gim say when accepting the "Legionnaire of the Year" award?

"I'd like to thank the little people."

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Why did the Legionnaires try to teach Mordru French?

So he'd no longer be Merciless!

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Have you heard the three about the girl from Cargg?

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They're all about Purple, aren't they?

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