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(Says Calamity King? Oh, that's rich.  )
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What would you get if you crossed Porcupine Pete with Silver Slasher?
Sore hands.
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When do new Legionnaires get their flight rings?
On Flyday.
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How do you praise Computo?
"Data Boy!"
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What did Computo say when the Legionnaires asked him where the villains were?
"They went data way!"
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Gas Girl and I tried to keep our fling a secret, but we weren't successful.
What happened?
It leaked out.
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What would you get if you crossed chocolate space-pudding with Imra's thigh-high boots?
Yelled at.
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Why shouldn't you trust a Durlan?
They're kind of shifty.
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What do you give Lester Spiffany, who has everything?
A space-burglar alarm.
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Why did the pluberry need a space-lawyer?
Because it was in a jam. (Of space.)
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Which Legion villain has the cleanest teeth?
A-lak-tar
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Unseen, not unheard
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How did the Legionnaires catch the Hykraian criminal?
Something else else at the crime scene smelt fishy.
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How do you tell Chuck and Luornu's kid apart from the others?
Theirs is a bouncing baby boy.
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Why did Nardo release Night Girl from the Super-Stalag of Space?
Good beehiver.
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How did Mordru and Mysa meet?
By chants.
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Triad Purple: Knock knock.
Triad Orange: Who's there?
Triad Purple: Orange ya glad I didn't say banyo fruit?
Triad Orange: Isn't this joke supposed to be longer?
Triad Purple: Yeah, but the holo starts in 10 minutes. Let's go.
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What do you get when you cross Arm-Falls Off Boy with Dream Girl?
Someone whose arm falls asleep.
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What's purple and white and orange and purple and white and orange and purple and white and orange?
Triad caught in a revolving door.
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What do you call a crazy rich smug rhyming mystic?
Lester Spliff-any!
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Did you hear the one about the 74,975 Legionnaires who were out-standing in their field?
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What did Gim say when accepting the "Legionnaire of the Year" award?
"I'd like to thank the little people."
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Why did the Legionnaires try to teach Mordru French?
So he'd no longer be Merciless!
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Have you heard the three about the girl from Cargg?
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They're all about Purple, aren't they?
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