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Recent Legion-verse sightings in DCU proper
by Gaseous Lad - 06/03/25 05:35 AM
Legion Worlds Ten - the final chapter. Updated 3 June 25
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Legion Trivia 6
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As revealed in ADVENTURE COMICS # 320, Braino of Mrynah was the noblest being of all time.

Turns out his whole family is a bunch of over-achievers.

There was his cousin Butto, the most flatulent being of all time. And his Aunt Ennuio, the most vaguely dissatisfied being of all time.


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Don't forget that our own Thriftshop Debutante is related to Braino!

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Bah. Nonsense. She might indeed be the most... something being of all time, but none of her names end in the letter "O".


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That's because she's descended from Braino on her mother's side.

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And don't forget Draino, the Legion's official plumber.
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Bah. Nonsense. She might indeed be the most... something being of all time, but none of her names end in the letter "O".
She's using an alias here.


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Appendixo - the most useless member of the family, who eventually went bad and had to be removed from the family reunion.

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Then there was Placento, whose lifeblood magically cured ailments throughout the galaxies!


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Eunucho could never rise to Braino's level either...

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Upchucko was the queasiest of them all!


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Upchucko occasionally gains control of my body on Saturday and Sunday mornings...

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Eunucho could never rise to Braino's level either...
Oh, I thought that Cerebro was the one, am I wrong? or was that Neutrino? Dang. I am so confused with all of Braino's relatives! WAHHH!

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Cousin Slomo can't keep a job...


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EDE, we'll have to meet Aunt Ennuio and the rest upon the eventual MEL&tLSH tale told on Mrynah. Possibly Braino's origin story.


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Then there was Braino's funnier brother, Groucho of Myrnah, who said he would never belong to a club that would have him as a member.


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You know... I really like the idea of a Braino/Marx Brothers connection...

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Gastro and his twin brother Pepto were the among the first people from Bismoll to be expelled from that world. They kept trying to eat all the toilets.


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Continuio was the being most likely to make sense of all time.

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DiDio is perhaps the highest ranking of the family, yet has the least scruples.


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