Banjo Beak - Always off-key
Breakwind -PHEW! AKA G*s *ss
Butter Breeze - Too soft and lazy
Charcoal Kid - Too likely to make ash of himself
Fluorescent Tongue - Talks a good fight
Gnat Wit - S-T-U-P-I-D
Hydrochloric and Sulphuric twins- Extremely acidic personalities
The Narcoleptic Insomniac - Only useful in putting other to sleep
Paper Tiger - Looks impressive, but folds too easily in fight
Pillow Fellow - Lies around too much
Pink Lady - Drinks excessively
Possum Out - Plays dead very well, otherwise useless
Purple Slime - Absolutely disgusting
Quean Queen - Transexual cross-dresser
Rextangle - What a square!
Termite - Eats others out of house and home
Weed Warrior - Fast growing, but hard to get rid of.
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