Legion World Forums LEGION CLUBHOUSE The Legion of Super-Heroes Long Live the Legion! 101 Ways the villian in LSH of 3 Worlds can Kill Legionnaires (Action 863 Spoilers)

Given the reveal in the Action finale and Superboy Prime's history in Infinite Crisis, Let the creative decapitations begin...

1) Catspaw gets Pantha'd

2) Blok is ground into dust and is transported back in time and used concrete to entomb Jimmy Hoffa in Giants Stadium.

Superpsycho is fond of mechanically seperating people, so my thought is that somewhere between one and three different Triplicate Girls are gonna get discombulated into a massive pile of purple-clad kibbles and bits.

Triplicate Girl has the unfortunate distinction of being the one character that SubPrime can kill three different times, and with three different 'Trips,' he could get nine spectacularly gruesome kills out of one Legionnaire!


But I'd love to see the Legion just *spank* the uberprat, like the meaningless freakshow he is.

"Do you know who I am?" rants the boy of steel.

Element Lad holds up a chunk of gold Kryptonite he just made from thin air. "Yeah, some powerless wannabe mass murdering psycho. We've got your cell picked out..."

8) If Black Mace kills anyone, I guess that would be okay. So Black Mace beats Saturn Girl and Lightning Lad (of all three boots) into mush!

9) Nardo attempts to betray Superman-Prime and take power for himself. Unfortunately, it turns out that it's Yera disguised as Superman-Prime that he kills with his kryptonite rays that kill even non-Kryptonians. Superman-Prime then outdoes Black Adam's killing of Psycho-Pirate by poking his fingers through all three of Nardo's eyes.

10) In a redux of the Levitz' scene with the LSV around a dinner table, Silver slasher serves up some Tellus sashimi to the disgust of a squeamish Superboy Prime and Mekt, Grimbor on the other hand digs right in.

11) Superboy Prime rips off another arm of Lightning Lad (although I am tempted to say Splitter) to keep reminding him of what he did to poor Risk.

12) Black Mace steals the Academy HQ blueprint and plants explosives all around it, therefore blowing up all the Academy members before they could ever become Legionnaires!

13) Gates... Giant can of Raid... 'Nuff Said

14) Freezes Polar Boy solid with super-breath, then smashes.

15) Both reboot and threeboot Karate Kid are thrown through time into whatever book Keith Giffen is writing/drawing next!

16) Grimbor the Chainsman and Catspaw duel to the death (must be 18 to purchase)

17) Dawnstar's wings are ripped off and force fed to Shikari!

18) After Dreamer's peanut allergy is revealed, SBP uses his super breath to pepper her with Reese's Pieces. She swells up like a pufferfish and dies of anaphylactic shock.

I add that they place Thom at the scene and use this for the obligatory Supergirl dies in Crisis homage.

19) Thunder is killed by the Joker in obliglatory "Joker shows up and kills someone sequence".

20) In one amazing blow, the Persuader's atomic axe slices through the containment suits of all three Wildfires releasing a wave of anti-matter that whites everyone out in the final page.

21) Superboy prime and Ol Vir take hold of Colossal Boy’s arms and legs and fly apart slowly, just to see how tall CB can grow before he rips in half.

22) Spying the shrunken Violets with his super-vision SBP steps on them giving the line "Sorry to stomp on your flower bed."

23) Thora incites all the girls to kill all the boys.

24) Charma incites all the boys to kill all the girls.

25) Ayla uses her psychotic ways to cause Reboot Ferro to fly through a giant magic keyhole and die, using her crazy flirtatious ways to cauase yet another young gay Legionnaire to commit ritualistic suicide.

26) Sarya and the eye of Ekron turns Sensor Snackie to dust.

27) Brin gets hooked on Lotus fruit again, but this time Ayla brings her suicide bomber threat to fruition (so to speak).

28) Anti-Lad returns from the future and tries to prevent the crisis but mistakenly dissolves all time, including his own. Actually, that was kind of Zero Hour...

Prime rubs Ferro's head against the ground until it sharpens to a fine point and then flings him through pre-boot Bouncing Boy (causing him to burst) and skewering BOTH Dawnstar and Shikari to the wall like so many butterflies in an invertebrate zoology lab.

30)Matter-Eater Lad chops down on Prime totally devouring him and then ready .......Prime puches his way out and resets all continuity!

31) Prime rips Ferro's head off and poops down his neck. Then gives Ferro's head/helmet to Grimbor for use as a spittoon.

32) Validus yells out "mommy", which distracts all Saturn Girls long enough for Universo to hypnotize them each into slapping each other to death.