IN THE FUTURE....
Adults wrap themselves tightly to hide any sight of skin or humanity, oblivious to the Youthquake that is shaking the very foundations of a centuries-old society. New values, revolution, and at the center....
It was well known that only organic matter could be committed to the Phantom Zone. Therefore, when Lar Gand was ultimately released from his 1,000 year imprisonment he took the name:
Full Mon-Tee
So I ask you, futurstorians, to remembor for the archives the noble names of the Legion of Naked-Heroes....