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Danny Chase will just lift the tub and throw you at the enemy
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Where I have to stick the plug to recharge my "energy" powers.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Having to always reply in a nice and polite way, even when I want to scream at idiocy
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My dinner is always always ALWAYS COLD! GAAAAAHHHHHH! *smashslambreakkickscreamagainstabtrainingdummy* Anger Issues Dan
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Having to keep in absolute top shape, and not eating anything yummy like ice cream or burgers
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Having to wear only a corset, swim trunks, gloves and calf boots and being a dude that comes from a cold planet!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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no wonder Polar Boy was always all dolled up
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The "No Fraternization" rule. Yeah, Batman can boink Catwoman and Talia, but let me, Sea List Man, hook up with Evilyn one drunken night when neither of us knew who the other one was, and suddenly I'm "a liability" to the Justice Union of Middle City.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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And heaven help you if a nude of yours gets leaked
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"....I said send NOODLES! NOODLES! Suddenly all these inappropriate people sending me pics....and of course THAT's what gets reported..."
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“I only received the pics, i didn’t ask for them!!”
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Bad guys that don't follow societal norms for hygene. I mean really, c'mon Dookie Dude, take a damn bath.
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Having so many fans suggestively flirting with you in public
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Having NO fans suggestively flirting with you in public.
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Having fans trying to aggressively flirt with you by invading your home
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Trap Timer
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Having to pay property taxes on your secret sanctum.
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Having people protest that your secret sanctum could better be used to provide subsidized housing
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Tempus Fugitive
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Having to allow tourists parties to go round the Fortress of Solitude to make ends meet. No solitude now...
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Having to allow tourists to take fake wedding pics with me...
... and I have to wear the wedding gown or tux of their choice....
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you pop one evil magic weasel...
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you pop one evil magic zit...
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Gas station Sushi when your main superpower is unassisted flight. Talk about becoming the bad guy overnight....
Last edited by rickshaw1; 12/23/24 09:40 PM. Reason: spelling
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Not being able to eat whatever I want... you think supermodels and porn stars have it bad?! My skintight spandex suit shows everything off!
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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Forgetting to fuel up the jetpack / groom the wings / leave the Flight Ring on the charging station overnight, and having to take an Uber to the fight in mid-town!
Related; Not being able to carry a wallet or cellphone in this suit / when I'm shapechanged into a bird / etc. How to pay for that Uber? 'A crisp high-five' doesn't seem to cut it for me, Mr. Pool...
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Not recognizing yourself after the latest reboot
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