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Brin Londo and the NO HAIR THERE! Bio-creme. Unfortunately, certain parts of him started to ...creak...like leather when he moved. Dead giveaway when stalking criminals in the Udoo Nebula Space Bar and Grill.

Bouncing Boy as a plus-sized menswear model

Duo Damsel for Doublemint chewing gum.

Stormshorn (TM) electric trimmer uses the power of lightning to zap away unwanted hair and keep those follicles from growing new hair, so that your skin remains as clean as a spring rain! Garth Ranzz wants to put the power of the storm in your hand!

Shadow Lass for Umbra-ella Sunblock

Nal Travel Pillows - so soft, so comfortable, so portable. For when you just have to take a nap, wherever you are.

Lightning Twin Portable Chargers: never run out of energy anywhere! You can charge your phone even in the middle of a snowstorm!

Said snowstorm being provided by Polar Air Conditioning. "You can never be too cool!"

tee hee that made me chuckle

Kinetix's fashion emporium... the perfect outfit for any occasion, made for you in a snap!

if Tenzil doesn't get to do promos for Pepto-Bismol we riot

with Gates as the leader of the riots, er strikes, er demonstrations...

Gates would definitely be the Antifa Poster Boy of Space

I like it!

Salu Digby, celebrity spokesperson for Shrinking Solutions! Use the power of Imskian science to store all of your extra material goods. Fit an entire wardrobe into a single drawer! Your art collection in a folio for easier portability! Your workshop in a carry-bag! You *can* bring it with you!

Chameleon Escort Services: Bring Your Dream Date To Your Next Family/Class Reunion so You Can Dodge Annoying Questions!

Collasal Boy for Collasal ME! Male Enhancement. Because!

A glowing Sun Boy holds a baseball sized ball of flame in his hand, "Tired of losing power when the Khunds invade [your world here] again? Have no fear, the portable Morgna Powersphere is now available for home generator safety and security! It's the next best thing to having me in your home!"

"Hello! White Witch here for "Witchy Sentient". Cast your spell and draw them in! Witchy Sentient, now available in Small, Medium, and Blok sized containers."

"Hello, Dirk Morgna here for Sunglo tanning solutions. Listen, I've been there. Redhead, pasty pale skin. It's a real bummer on the dating scene. But, with new Sunglo, you'll have that healthy, cow leather look in no time. Sunglo, from the makers of Carceyesma! Get your very own medical scare, prank your friends and family."

Calamity King working as a one-man demolition crew.

Hi! Brek Bannin here for Polar 1, the all encompassing air conditioning system recommended for Solaris 1. Are your heating bills to high? Polar 1! We Cool!

Chuck Taine, celebrity spokesperson for our Big Blue Balls inflatable life-preservers, just a tiny blue waistband, it can be set to activate automatically if you are exposed to a hostile environment, or be user-activated, inflating into an adjustable safety bubble either entirely encapsulating you and providing protection equal to one of our special transsuits, or merely into a half-meter flotation device.

Are you struggling to build infrastructure ahead of a major sporting tournament?

Whether it's being caught killing thousands of workers with horrible working conditions or just saving money after the millions of bribes you paid to win the bid, we have the solution for you.

At Durgo construction, you just need to cater for one, to get an army of trained workers to make your dream a crooked reality.

Jacques Foccault here, the Legion's latest Invisible Kid, here with Norg Visibility Solutions, a chemical spray that renders solid objects more than merely transparent, but effectively invisible*, derived from the ground-breaking research of the first Invisible Kid, the beloved Lyle Norg! Want to have a crystal clear view through your viewing surface, or to transform a support-wall *into* a viewing surface, or just make your room appear more surreal and minimalist with 'floating' water holding flowers in invisible vases, or items suspended seemingly in mid-air on invisible shelves or desks?** <<holo pans to these specific examples>> This is the product for you!***

*To standard human-visibility-wavelengths only, some aliens may still be able to see the treated objects. See our infosite for details.
**36 hour average duration, must be reapplied regularly for best results.
***Do not ingest or inhale. If you experience invisibility lasting more than 48 hours, or items begin dissolving, teleporting, or exhibiting sentient behavior, contact the SP and run far, far away.

Smallville Supplies brings you X-Ray Specs!

Now you can have powers like Superboy!
See through mountains to find trapped tourists!
See through clothes!
See through banks to spot the crooks!
See through clothes!
See through buildings to spot where the bombs are!
See through clothes!